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You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

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I would say that what crypto, NFTs and AI have in common is that they all fucking suck and everyone involved with them should be sent to prison

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You can exactly simulate the effect of using chatgpt on the human brain, with no technology needed at all, simply by looking at billionaires and CEOs. They do no work, they don't think, they don't learn, they encounter zero problems they themselves must think of a solution. It's all outsourced.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium. ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.

submitted 4 days ago • 3210 comments

If you rank Zohran 1st you’re voting to make every New York Times Opinion writer insane for several years.

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can’t believe this still needs to be said, but: stop following altNPS. none of them work for the NPS and they exist to do Qanon numbers station crap and sell merch. it’s annoying for a lot of us that are actually NPS. thanks

submitted 8 days ago • 56 comments

My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics

submitted 9 days ago • 211 comments

Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings

submitted 9 days ago • 408 comments

Let’s not mince words on exactly what the MAGA movement is.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad

submitted 11 days ago • 349 comments

Another pro wrestler with better politics and a more clearly articulated moral stance than 99.9% of elected officials

submitted 11 days ago • 39 comments

The Mouse's attorneys are here? Oh they're dead

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

I continue to believe that in times like these, we all share a collective duty NOT to splatter our demotivating feelings of doom and despair all over everybody else in public. I don’t care if it makes YOU feel better. This isn’t about YOU. Deal with those feelings outside of public venues.

submitted 13 days ago • 42 comments

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

submitted 13 days ago • 580 comments

Los Angeles, 2025 📸 afpphoto

submitted 14 days ago • 71 comments

(Banging on the window of a guy talking on the phone in his car) hey man you’re in a filter bubble. Hang on (aggressively rattling the door handle) let me get in there and show you the most racist image you have ever seen,

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Guardian - University of Michigan is using private, undercover investigators to surveil pro-Palestinian campus groups, including trailing them on and off campus, furtively recording them and eavesdropping on their conversations. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/06/michigan-university-gaz

submitted 17 days ago • 49 comments

saw a divorced guy profile pic on fb that reminded me of the time i kept posting stock photos of dogs on the beach looking at sunsets until someone asked if i was dying

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I'd go with like "many of the pedophiles who flew with Trump on Jeffrey Epstein's planes are the same people who are also trying to cut health care for Americans. Part of the reason they want us poor is so we can't fight back when they rape our kids."

submitted 18 days ago • 33 comments

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

submitted 18 days ago • 86 comments

being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

submitted 19 days ago • 130 comments

Rest in peace Jonathan Joss

submitted 21 days ago • 108 comments

Kermit hosting The Tonight Show in 1979

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

bringing this over

submitted 22 days ago • 8 comments

That bird is made up of all the most popular Starter jackets from the 90s.

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

I don't think I've ever seen a sequence like this one where a clump of dirt from the pitcher kicks up from their shoes and explodes mid-air due to ball in the pitching sequence give the camera operators of this game an emmy for this moment from Oregon-Ole Miss

submitted 24 days ago • 6 comments

anybody who wants my vote in 2026 or 28 better be real-deal committed to prosecutions and prison sentences for a whole host of Trump admin people, including Trump himself, and his goons in various agencies

submitted 58 days ago • 55 comments

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

submitted 26 days ago • 728 comments

If only the New Yorker had read @albertburneko.bsky.social six months ago it could have avoided wearing the clownshoes today defector.com/what-the-fuc...

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

I have been sick for a week and I just read about "something going around" in a subreddit, which I guess is how I get my information now that the CDC is officially spending the next four years determining when and how microscopes became gay.

submitted 26 days ago • 456 comments

It’s really comforting that as food skyrockets in price, your neighbors are disappeared by masked goons, and people die en masse of preventable illness, Republicans and Democrats can come together and say: fuck this one trans teenager in particular for trying to run track with her friends

submitted 27 days ago • 21 comments

Am I crazy or does it look like there are still a bunch of nuclear fireballs over the United States in the most recent Golden Dome promo drawing

submitted 27 days ago • 43 comments

bro she's too young for you she doesn't understand your golden age simpsons references

submitted 27 days ago • 44 comments

Folks, get in here. We’re admitting all the dumb wrong shit we believed until we were way too old.

submitted 36 days ago • 612 comments

i dont want to be a killjoy but we desperately need to make it socially unacceptable to talk about asking chatgpt things in regular conversation

submitted 36 days ago • 141 comments

kleya from andor are you single. kleya from andor is that guy (vel) bothering you. kleya from andor do you like thai food

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

The first picture of Greg Ginn with his new Black Flag bandmates has emerged.

submitted 37 days ago • 32 comments

Whoever came up with the phrase “don’t yuck my yum” was doing the opposite of cooking. They were putting ingredients back on the grocery shelves

submitted 37 days ago • 34 comments

At the risk of sounding corny, hope really is a practice. I’m as much of a cynical depresso as the next person. The reason why I find doomerism so toxic is that it forecloses the possibility of a better future. The devils want us to fall into despair.

submitted 37 days ago • 33 comments

Self-identifying as a centrist is perhaps the most cynical and amoral political identity you can have because you're just openly admitting your beliefs aren't really beliefs they're just strategic positions that only exist relative to others in the room you happen to be in

submitted 41 days ago • 241 comments

my extremely loose criteria on 'religious/spiritual practice or woo' - does it ape the language of science? ('quantum' is a bad sign) - is it focused only on the practitioner's needs, or those of others? - is it actively hostile to evidence-based medicine, or supplementary to it?

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im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it

submitted 43 days ago • 45 comments

Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

submitted 45 days ago • 150 comments