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jordumb.bsky.social
Former child. Current adult. Future dead-person. Sketch/improv doer. host of Everything's Fine Tonight LIVE! (The talk show everyone's talking about!) Performing semi-regularly in Seattle Deets/tix: finetonightlive.com Go Mariners!
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Holy shit, I just got drafted by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers! I don't know why, or what for... but, I'm jazzed as hell! Let's go Bucs!

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On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is

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Again, Doughboys is my favorite podcast of all-time and the only one I will regularly listen to, and I'm proud of that.

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This guy is fucking obsessed with Signal

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@chrisdjackson.bsky.social

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GOMS! ANOTHER SERIES WIN! and tomorrow I get to see them live, and get a cool captains hat, and end my 3 game (road only!) losing streak!

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When I was in San Fran, the Giants fans LOVED Donnie Slugs. They can have him back.

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Thank you, Monstars!

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC1d...

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Casey Lawrence was just re-added to the roster today, so that's not even included in this. He sure loves the M's, I guess!

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Might fuck around and write something about the kids I'll never have

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Also, THIS being what the song is about, is why this is my favorite band. They tackle heavy topics, whilst making the catchiest music.

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The kind of music that makes me feel things, and gets me excited/inspired/motivated. I never really was a huge fan of Radiohead, but I will always obsess over bands that are CLEARLY heavily-influenced by them, IDGAF. (These guys def. have better politics than Thom Yorke) youtu.be/VaheZiZ2B_w

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youtu.be/otwkXZ0SmTs?...

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This gives me goosebumps youtu.be/r44Ach4mXE4

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BREAKING - Hearing mixed-reports regarding JD Vance murdering the Pope yesterday, in cold-blood. My sources tell me he has fled from Vatican City and has officially gone AWOL! Consider putting out some Vance-traps (sexy couches) if you think he may be in your area. If caught, call 911 right away.

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I got an instant pot last week. Trying my first thing, other than rice, and making a nice veggie soup thing. Using the 'slow cook' function to give it 5 hours to do its thing. Hope it works!

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So glad Nathan Fielder is back on the television

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Follow me for more vibes-based prophecies

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Woah. youtu.be/wlQCJhVL0iA

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Rowdy Tellez fucking rules, i dont give a shit! Go Mariners 4 life.

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Shallow-center in Toronto is a cursed place.

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Happy 420, everybody! This video and song are such a delight. youtu.be/TZ1zvq9_sD0

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And sure enough. Pinch hit 2 run bomb for Rowdy!!

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Let's get Rowdy again today, eh?

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HE IS RISEN! *in regards to the Mariners offense

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I fucking DARE YOU to dislike Rowdy Tellez www.seattletimes.com/sports/marin...

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ROWDY TELLEZ IS A DAMN BRICK WALL

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Finally dove into the newest Panda Bear record. It is something special!

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GOAT

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Some personal news: go m’s

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ROWDY BOMB!!!

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ROWDY SALAMI!

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Ben Williamson first career dinger. Goms!

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Posting songs about Good Friday, the day after, is what I do! youtu.be/uRf3EMSb8oI

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Was it a Friday night? (Was it a Saturday night?) youtu.be/K6AvvikfYwA

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There’s “separating the art from the artist” then there’s a woman who has ushered in a culture of global hate at the cost of the health and safety of all women and gender variant people everywhere and the line in the sand on that is quite clear. Also her writing is objectively bad.

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