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joreggelt.bsky.social
My ADHD caused me to buy a railway company and now I’m making money with trains
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“Who is your dad, and is he a daddy?”

She got hit by a speed boat, y’know.

Warm reminder that the SACEUR (Supreme Allied Commander of Europe) of NATO has always been an American - For no good reason other than to control the US in Europe. I’m all for NATO but it’s also time for EuroPA (European Protection Alliance).

It’s rare to see someone admit being a cuck, let alone to the entire world.

Molotov-Ribbentrop, part 2.

Saw this at Tesco. How did that name get signed off?

There’s a new Floradix lady, THERE’S A NEW FLORADIX LADY!!

Railway negatives are expensive…!

Bought some negatives again

Freezing my dick off in New Street station

Big Coat ™️ weather

You are a NPC in a Pokémon game; what 4 Pokémon do you have?

Still waiting for that Switch 2 reveal

5km in the morning 5km in the evening

Morning, time to burn that stuff.

Bit cold innit 🥶

italian plumber in green goes “wahoo!”

2025 is my year of rowing

Tank Fly Boss Walk Jam Nitty Gritty It’s a Friday in Mid Jan And the weathers’ looking shitty

I’d like to cash that cheque please #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK

Struggling to understand why the new hospice care home built near me has been modelled on Colditz Castle POW Camp.

Is it frowned upon to start a business called “Viscount of x Ltd” and put it on letterheads? E.g: Jo Reggelt Viscount of Castlethorpe

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

All *that person* has to do is mutter something about Iceland and he’s completed the GIUK Gap…

Stop trying to reason with walking ketamine, it doesn’t give a fuck.

Him with the specs is an arsehole, there was no need for such awful comment. If I was Kas, I’d dare Joe to vote for me - I’d rather be banished than share the money with a bully and let them bear that cross for the life (and forced to eat humble pie on TV). #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK

I had a business idea and I don’t know if it has legs or not. Pokémon cards, except it’s embroidered patches from across the modern history of the railway.

New Year’s resolution is to get back to the former, compared to the latter.

I have had some recent business success and want to treat myself. What colour chesterfield sofa!? They’re all beautiful.

I have to go to a friends house and they’ve prepared a 3 course dinner. It’s the 27th of December, I just want something plain.

I’ve finally become that person - the guy you don’t know what to get for at Christmas, so you just gift them jams and sauces. I don’t even eat bread.

They’re not even hiding propaganda on Reddit these days

I’m a juicy plump goose 🪿