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I love the Sherwood Petey Debrusk line.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Oh to have the life of Pretzel….Just dreaming the day away while mom works on job applications on this rainy day.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Just had to wake Pretzel up and force her out of bed to go pee… idk how I’ve gotten lucky enough to have 2 dogs back to back that are like this but it is certainly a pleasant experience 🤣 I was up at 6am for the record. The pup is uninterested in moving until 9am at the earliest.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Was texting my dad about the RFK jr nomination and his reply was next nominee for the Trump cabinet will be El Chapo jr to oversee the DEA… and like one I’m dying laughing but also I could see it happening he’s in US custody isn’t he? 🤣 never say never..

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

I see you have dinner… I know I’ve already had my own dinner but just so you know I also like human dinner if you feel inclined to share… 🥺🥺-Pretzel

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

How do I buy fluoride because I’ve never had a cavity and I’m not going to start getting them at my old age.

submitted 100 days ago • 3 comments

The anti vax dude with no medical degree is going to run HHS…. I bet that’s going to go GREAT.

submitted 100 days ago • 3 comments

You’ve almost made it to Friday Pretzel says great job (high five)

submitted 100 days ago • 4 comments

So a post is called a skeet on here? As in lil john and the east side boys get low…. till all skeet skeet mother f….rs all skeet skeet go. d..n…..or is my early 2000s rap memory failing me?

submitted 101 days ago • 3 comments