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he's not wrong

submitted 9 hours ago • 6 comments

In a legal system designed for people to lose, class action lawsuit payouts can feel like winning. It’s no wonder that some people dedicate a fair amount of time to researching and joining these suits. One person estimates she’s received almost $8,000 in payouts since 2023.

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submitted 11 hours ago • 32 comments

Based on crowd-sourced records of No Kings Day event turnout, and extrapolating for the cities where we don't have data yet, it looks like roughly 4-6 million people protested Trump across the U.S. yesterday. That's nearly 2% of the U.S. pop! Mobilized anti-Trump resistance is exceeding 2017 levels

submitted 19 hours ago • 265 comments

when its happens. thats when you know

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

this is crazy dickriding

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

We are a proud country of Haters. Kendrick performing Not Like Us during halftime of the Superbowl is the most American shit that has ever happened

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 97 comments

actually unreal how funny this image is

submitted 4 days ago • 54 comments

greatest to ever do it

submitted 3 days ago • 50 comments

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

submitted 4 days ago • 71 comments

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

A second grader after I make the mistake of asking what Roblox is

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They're literally doing the meme

submitted 12 days ago • 142 comments

“The group estimated that reducing the operating budget by $900 million, as the Trump administration wants to do, would require closing 350 of the 433 parks, monuments, historic sites and other locations overseen by the Park Service… we would be witnessing the dismantling of a century-old system”

submitted 14 days ago • 57 comments

At long last, the corrosive fever of Reaganism appears to be breaking. It’s sad that we need to break the entire federal government & large swathes of 🇺🇸 society for that to happen, though.

submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments

pronouncing ceviche like avicii

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The Custom Oregon Plate BBW was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #BBW

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

How do famous right-wing influencers actually poll with young men in 2025? Rogan: 27% favorable, 35% unfavorable, 45% don't know/never heard of Theo Von: 21% fav, 16% unfav, 55% dk Andrew Tate: 12% fav, 47% unfav, 36% dk Source: iop.harvard.edu/youth-poll/5...

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Instead of setting tens of millions on fire trying to find a Lib Joe Rogan, how about selling creatine/protein powder by mail at a loss and just including the Democratic party voter guide for the zip code of the address inside

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

46% of 16 to 21 year olds say they would rather a world without internet, and 70% say they feel worse about themselves after using social media. It’s long past time governments stepped in to address the consequences of leaving the internet to the private sector.

submitted 26 days ago • 23 comments

Disney is saddened to hear the news regarding Scott Adams. To this day, his comic strip adorns the cubicle walls of so many of our least funny employees.

submitted 27 days ago • 21 comments

May ? file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/f1/01/49662A02-A31B-4CDB-9E10-C918C4A14105/IMG_4032.jpeg

submitted 28 days ago • 16 comments

Tariff comics

submitted 29 days ago • 20 comments

people need to internalize, very quickly, that federal research grants are a hypercompetitive contracting process not charity, and that what Uncle Sam gets in return for that money is American dominance in the future

submitted 29 days ago • 162 comments

At least 27 are dead in Missouri in Kentucky after severe weather alerts were delayed overnight because of DOGE cuts. www.mesoscalenews.com/p/tornado-wa...

submitted 29 days ago • 288 comments

A must-see conversation with Gen. McChrystal — who argues America is stuck in a pattern where leaders lie to Americans, they know they’re lying, WE know they’re lying, and everyone accepts it. How he’s working to return character to leadership: @cnbc.com www.cnbc.com/video/2025/0...

submitted 32 days ago • 75 comments

Gonna have to start watching serious credit-card delinquencies again — the Q1 spike is the highest since Q1 2011. (via Kevin Gordon)

submitted 32 days ago • 18 comments

‘you let your vape go through the washing machine’ and does the blacksmith too not plunge his sword into the frigid depths, to temper it for the making of war?

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

A swing voter is not a centrist. It's like, a guy who loves guns but has a gay sister, loves weed but hates food stamps because his cousin who owes him 50 bucks gets them. (Also, Osama was Iraqi.) You don't win that guy with a carefully crafted platform, you do it by not seeming fucking lame

submitted 33 days ago • 71 comments

For everyone who was like “Google search is getting worse,” we were absolutely right.

submitted 35 days ago • 323 comments

The Speedwagon Foundation has been very nasty and unfair to the beautiful Mr. Dio

submitted 37 days ago • 12 comments