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looking at scores from Dodgers Spring Training games, knowing full well that Spring Training games are meaningless

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I don’t think I’m out of line by saying that If you’re gonna look like Slash and dress like Slash, you better be Slash.

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How fucking lucky for the Baby Boomers- the state the country was in when they were born will be exactly the same as when they die.

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“Red Hulk Solo Cup” is probably gonna be popular at Comic-Con this year

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at least Anne Hathaway is happy

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tomorrow at dawn

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I hope Pete Davidson takes over Kevin Costner’s role in YELLOWSTONE

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“One thing I don’t understand is that average American movie-goers cannot watch a movie for three hours, yet they’ll watch a stupid, boring, horrific football game for four hours. Now, that is boredom at its most colossal.” - Quentin Tarantino Happy SB Sunday

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We never saw Balki Bartokomous meet Steven Urkel. We still have time to correct this.

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I wish I would have travelled internationally more before 2016

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the worst thing TikTok has done is convince me that I can easily make Beef Wellington in the middle of the woods

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why does our new health secretary sound like he’s going to die

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Please stop posting videos of people bad-tripping inside the Las Vegas Sphere.

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if you are an American and if you're a Christian, you’re insane if you think you’re going to heaven

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Hey, congrats to @opus.bsky.social on his biopic! Looks good, buddy!

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the next four years are gonna be like attending a magic show for preschoolers

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I just heard Drake is suing Kendrick Lamar because the Dodgers signed Roki Sasaki

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perhaps Gen beta will save us

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the exhaustion is real

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I remember this episode- it’s the reason why I never dared to light up a model rocket indoors

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Cannabis cafes are now legal in California which means I no longer have any excuse not to be social

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As we take down the Christmas tree and all the decorations, this is when I find that stupid pickle ornament we hid three weeks ago

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According to Frank Capra, God is on the side of the socialists. #merrychristmas

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Going to my Tía’s house in E.Los tonight for Christmas where we will eat tamales and compliment each other on our guayaberas.

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wait- are we really calling these things “skeets”?

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It amazes me that there are still folks walking around this earth who think Huey Lewis is in DIE HARD

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I sure hope its harder to get famous for the wrong reasons on this app

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I don’t think I’m out of line when I say that this was the best SNL cold open of all time.

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why do they always write a manifesto?

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great- now sign Teoscar, @Dodgers

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Today would be an excellent day for the Dodgers to re-sign Teoscar Hernandez.

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some of you would’ve appreciated that last joke I just deleted

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this thanksgiving I witnessed my 10yo daughter loudly explaining to her nearly deaf 96yo great-grampa the meaning of “skibidi toilet”

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looking at scores from Dodgers Spring Training games, knowing full well that Spring Training games are meaningless

I don’t think I’m out of line by saying that If you’re gonna look like Slash and dress like Slash, you better be Slash.

How fucking lucky for the Baby Boomers- the state the country was in when they were born will be exactly the same as when they die.

“Red Hulk Solo Cup” is probably gonna be popular at Comic-Con this year

at least Anne Hathaway is happy

tomorrow at dawn

I hope Pete Davidson takes over Kevin Costner’s role in YELLOWSTONE

“One thing I don’t understand is that average American movie-goers cannot watch a movie for three hours, yet they’ll watch a stupid, boring, horrific football game for four hours. Now, that is boredom at its most colossal.” - Quentin Tarantino Happy SB Sunday

We never saw Balki Bartokomous meet Steven Urkel. We still have time to correct this.

I wish I would have travelled internationally more before 2016

the worst thing TikTok has done is convince me that I can easily make Beef Wellington in the middle of the woods

why does our new health secretary sound like he’s going to die

Please stop posting videos of people bad-tripping inside the Las Vegas Sphere.

if you are an American and if you're a Christian, you’re insane if you think you’re going to heaven

Hey, congrats to @opus.bsky.social on his biopic! Looks good, buddy!

the next four years are gonna be like attending a magic show for preschoolers

I just heard Drake is suing Kendrick Lamar because the Dodgers signed Roki Sasaki

perhaps Gen beta will save us

the exhaustion is real

I remember this episode- it’s the reason why I never dared to light up a model rocket indoors

Cannabis cafes are now legal in California which means I no longer have any excuse not to be social

As we take down the Christmas tree and all the decorations, this is when I find that stupid pickle ornament we hid three weeks ago

According to Frank Capra, God is on the side of the socialists. #merrychristmas

Going to my Tía’s house in E.Los tonight for Christmas where we will eat tamales and compliment each other on our guayaberas.

wait- are we really calling these things “skeets”?

It amazes me that there are still folks walking around this earth who think Huey Lewis is in DIE HARD

I sure hope its harder to get famous for the wrong reasons on this app

I don’t think I’m out of line when I say that this was the best SNL cold open of all time.

why do they always write a manifesto?

great- now sign Teoscar, @Dodgers

Today would be an excellent day for the Dodgers to re-sign Teoscar Hernandez.

some of you would’ve appreciated that last joke I just deleted

this thanksgiving I witnessed my 10yo daughter loudly explaining to her nearly deaf 96yo great-grampa the meaning of “skibidi toilet”

thanksgiving eve and it looks like I’ve got something to talk about besides politics

48hrs til the tryptophan coma

SoCal housing market so bad I’m starting to look into Rancho Cucamonga