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I’m a Guru, Hypno Dom, and lifestyle architect inspiring transformation through kink, BDSM, and alt lifestyles. With 20+ years as a hypnotic practitioner, author, and researcher, I’m a muse for counter-culture self-discovery and growth.
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In the grand scheme of life, sometimes all you need is to leave your mark in the snow—like a cat that has claimed its territory... or at least made sure everyone knows it was here.

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Life is all about perspective. Stay kind, stay grateful, and keep living your truth.

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Prehistoric problems require prehistoric solutions. Let them have their hobbies! 🦖

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Post-bud clarity is stronger than any argument. Made me laugh.

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The sacrifice must be made. You all go on without me.

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The hardest decision of my life, but I'm going with the mashed potato sorcerer.

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Forget single or taken—I've unleashed the Kraken. 🐙

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When budget cuts meet rebranding—Colonel Sanders just took a muy unexpected turn.

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Your secret’s safe with me… but the polar bear knows. And he’s making a list.

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Striving for greatness? Nah. Striving for medium? Absolutely. Just enough effort to get by, but not enough to break a sweat.

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Summoning chaos, one ridiculous spell at a time. Expect mischief, embrace nonsense.

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Just when you thought it was safe to visit the trailer park... Trailer Shark attacks! 🦈I love on this Joe humor every time I see it!

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A few years back on one of my many hikes in the Edmonton River valley. The North Saskatchewan river is pure beauty.

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Survival forged you into a warrior. Now, let thriving shape you into a legend.

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#trigun

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True words.

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Your anxiety is not the boss of you. Grab your tiny guitar, hop in the boat, and go live your weird little dreams.

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When interdimensional beings crash your party but they're actually really chill.

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This kid just unlocked the ultimate life hack—too bad modern medicine hasn't caught up yet.

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Ah yes, my daily practice of the 'Corpse Pose'—a master yogi in the art of doing absolutely nothing.

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Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Being me is doing it anyway just to see what happens.

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We ride together, we laugh together, but most importantly—we cry together.

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Suika Ibuki🔺🟡🟦 I'm still open for commissions, so pm me for more info! #commission #touhou #東方イラスト #東方Project

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Impeach Trump

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The real terror of Louisiana; grocery store boudin, traffic that moves slower than a gator in winter, and the heartbreak of Popeyes running out of biscuits!

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A love so deep, it comes with bite marks.

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Nothing says 'romance' like an unsolicited space exploration proposal.

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This is wonderful! Weather wizards until 1951! youtube.com/shorts/61KtX...

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One alarm for ambition, one for reality. Guess which one gets snoozed.

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And yet, somehow, he still thought he was qualified to have an opinion.

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Not all heroes wear suits—some just have a really dramatic job description.

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Be not afraid... unless you're out of bread.

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When the fortune cookie knows your love language.

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Monday thought:

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Schrödinger's dinner—both delivered and not, until you check under the doormat.

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ust because you have the ability doesn’t mean you have the necessity. Wisdom in pelican form.

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Autocorrect: Destroying careers and personal boundaries since the dawn of smartphones.

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Expectation: a majestic feline companion. Reality: a cryptid who may or may not be from this dimension. 👀🐈‍⬛

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Life hits unexpectedly, but like this squirrel, we must simply squint, exhale dramatically, and accept the chaos with grace.

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Society's definition of a 'beach body' is outdated. True evolution means becoming one with the elements—hydrodynamic, wind-resistant, and impervious to the gritty horrors of sand.

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I read this on dark days for a little solace.

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❄️ #art #sketch #ink

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Modern problems require modern solutions… but sometimes the battery betrays you.

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Ah yes, why didn’t I think of that? Next time I’ll try ‘just being happy’ too. Communication mismatch much? True to life example here.

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Meliorism: The radical belief that things can get better—because you exist to make it so.

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Resilience is just repeatedly yelling ‘Tis but a scratch’ until the universe believes you.

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Life is short, deadlines loom, but the mind will forever choose ‘smork alam’ over productivity.

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Cats are proof that manipulation is an art form, and we are but humble students in their academy of deception.

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Friendship is less about finding normal people and more about discovering the weirdos who make existence bearable.

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