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josephinemayfa1.bsky.social
Exhausted Millennial, lover of music and hot chocolate. LGBTQ+ ally. British. Expat. Stressed, depressed and not well dressed. Barça socia.
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Life's been hard recently. But bloody hell, this club!

We're a mess off the pitch but at least the boys delivered on it.

"Weird fluff", now that's a sign to get the fuck off Tinder if I've ever seen one 😭

We've reached the stage where sports media are so untrustworthy, the club has to officially confirm it asked for player licences, not a moratorium. New Year resolution for some journalists - be more reliable. Happy 2025!

Oh, come on. I don't want to have to boycott my own club's matches over questionable ethical standards.

Why am I tempted to plan a Madrid weekend sometime in 2025 just to hunt for this comedy gold? 🤣

Valencia really doing the work to make me feel better about the number of my exes 🙈

You know you're at a Slavic Christmas Eve dinner when you're full to the point your stomach is ready to burst and then there's a random babcia chasing you with "one more piece of poppy seed cake!" because you don't look well fed 😆

Funny detail about US courts is that a jury nullification ("we know he did it, evidence tells us so but we choose to ignore it because we agree with him") is a thing. Good luck finding 12 New Yorkers with 0 bias against health insurance companies.

We need more fluffy cows in our lives. Just think what memes @themerl.bsky.social could do with this glorious fluffage!

10th circle of hell: Paris-CDG airport on the weekend before Christmas. I'm developing an allergy to humans 😭

Barça's General Assemblies usually aren't very lively affairs but I don't need any caffeine when I'm listening about just how bad Bartomeu-era deal was.

Photo of the Day, if not the Year. Solidarity and admiration. 📸This brilliant photo of Gisele Pelicot, leaving court for the final time yesterday, was taken by Arnold Jerocki for Getty Images.

If you know, you know. And if you don't know then this will make no sense to you 😅

The blocking worked. Starve the trolls of attention. Keep our blocking culture strong. STOP DROP BLOCK

Second grade is what, 7 years old? 8? Bloody hell.

Holiday depression is hitting pretty hard this year.

Well, there goes our league campaign.

Fragile owners of tiny dicks are not going to be happy about this 🤭