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josephschles.bsky.social
Queer comedian trying to dismantle the patriarchy one dick joke at a time
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I gotta learn how to dress for the cold. #NABWeekend

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

At this point hotels are ONLY for thirst pics

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

Don’t let Valentine’s Day make you sad to be single.. be like me and be sad about that EVERY day 💘

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

A straight guy asked me if I’m watching the game tomorrow (my biggest fear) and I had no clue what he was talking about and he was shook to his core.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t know if it’s me or something in the air, but I wanna fight every single person in this grocery store right now.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

This is the lineup for Nate Bargatze's comedy cruise #DEI

submitted 25 days ago • 21 comments

January feels eternal.. but also I can’t believe I have to pay rent again already

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Need to watch @josephschles.bsky.social comedy show

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Me to everyone I meet: Why are you mad at me? Them: why would I be mad at you? Me: I have no idea, that’s what I’m asking you!

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

SZA was great in One of Them Days, but please universe PLEASE give us a buddy comedy with Keke and Issa !! 🥺😭🙏

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

:)

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

I keep thinking about how beautiful this day would have been if we elected Kamala.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

KENTUCKY BEARS! We’re cummi- I mean we’re coming for you! Performing with @josephschles.bsky.social at North American Bear Weekend on February 21st. Be there! 🍯🐻💛

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

I feel weird about responding to thirst traps with the 🔥 emoji now..

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Los Angeles firefighters are absolute heroes and should have the LAPD budget.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I can hear my neighbor snoring through the wall. And honestly, it’s kinda soothing.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Seeing Sonic 3 with fam and I forget that when you come to see a kid movie, that means there will be kids in the theater and now I’m in my own personal hell. 🫠

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Xmas morning oral ….. hygiene

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

My outfit for the weekend

submitted 73 days ago • 6 comments

I literally just tried to swipe up on an actual piece of paper mail I was reading. 😫

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

Filmed a half hour special last night and it was so fun!

submitted 78 days ago • 4 comments

My skin can detect with 100% accuracy any time I’m gonna be on camera and choose that day to breakout. Worst superpower ever.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

What you save in dollars by going to TJMaxx, you pay for in anguish waiting in that line.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

About time this pic made it over here too. 📸 @jxcollab.bsky.social

submitted 92 days ago • 7 comments

I need to get famous cause I want to go on Jeopardy but I don’t think I’m smart enough for regular Jeopardy.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Thursday you cute lil turkeys.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Woooow

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

Do lesbian friend groups have those 1 or 2 straight guys that hang with them, or is that just a gay guy straight girl thing?

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

This day was so fun! 🐭

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, kinda regret not buying this shirt.

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

With Brat summer and Wicked November, Green is really having a year 💚

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Los Angeles! I’m filming a 30 minute set 12/14 with a couple other hilarious comics, come hang out! (It’s free!)

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Palm Springs wedding lewk 🦩

submitted 101 days ago • 3 comments

I kinda think our Ariana and Cynthia have been a little too precious and weepy in their press tour and kinda done themselves a disservice. I love both of them, I wish they were a little more fun and silly together during this run

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Always resharing this 🤩

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

How do I get on these gay blue skye lists?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Disco Hump - 2023

submitted 110 days ago • 23 comments

I’m the only person I know who hasn’t seen Wicked yet 😭 how has every gay man I’ve ever met already seen it twice??

submitted 103 days ago • 4 comments

@josephschles.bsky.social Congrats!

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment