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My dude @blessingjr.bsky.social got stopped at the airport for the classic TSA Deck Check. He really is a true Magic player now.

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Rest in peace David Lynch, the greatest American film maker.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been making mixtapes for my friends, and it’s awesome. You should all be doing it.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

As a #MTGOCreator I have 5 codes for 120 Play Points to give away this month. Follow me and repost with your favorite card to draft in any format. Here's mine:

submitted 55 days ago • 40 comments

The winter sucks because you’re not allowed to listen to Smooth by Santana and Rob Thomas unless it really is a hot one.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t put all my eggs in one basket? I only got one egg bro! What do you mean I can’t put it in this basket?

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Revealing the libs on my feed is a cool side effect of a Jimmy Carter passing away

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

The Bluesky bubble was awesome until everyone started pretending like Jimmy Carter didn’t suck.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

The HDG thing was like 3 years ago, and I still got people sending me Hotdog stuff every single day.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Delivery drivers checking their podcast feeds this week.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I’m the Michael Jordan of drawing 3 lands off Ancestral Recall.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

When the chips are down, I don’t think there was a better line of dialogue this year than “Piss Boy! More piss!”

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Why do all of James Gunn’s movies look like old IGN April Fools Day videos?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Park Chan-wook’s DECISION TO LEAVE remains a favorite — romantic, playful, elusive, thrilling, tragic, and darkly funny, often at once. I spoke to Park about linguistic slippage, hidden temperaments, and other obfuscations in his beguiling twist on detective noir: theplaylist.net/decision-to-...

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Yooo congrats @joseruckus.bsky.social I didn't know they tagged you in for taskmaster junior!

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Magic players: “Energy is ruining the format, please help.” WotC: “we banned Aetherworks Marvel seven years ago, what are you talking about? No changes.”

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Best Italian shooter in New York City since Donte DiVincenzo.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I’m happy for Juan Soto, but I don’t know if now is the safest time to be making that much money in New York.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

The Matrix is a Christmas movie.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Yes brother, the fire rises.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

This the football analysis I need on BlueSky

submitted 91 days ago • 4 comments

The real Gladiator 2.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

The young folk might not know this, but you used to be able to use a website. Like you could scroll all the way through without them freaking out from ads. None of them asked you to login with Facebook, and you could read them for free.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Kendrick better not play Dodger Blue in the Giants stadium.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Highlight of Thanksgiving was talking wrestling with my 93 year old great grandfather who still watches Raw, Smackdown, and All Out every week.

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The Mac n Cheese cannot be made by someone who thinks it’s a “side.”

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Just two more sleeps until the Vintage Cube is back.

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Drake calling a Defensive Three Second Violation during a pickup game.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Kyle Shanahan, blah blah blah.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

It’s funny how at the end of the Pokémon movie Mew is like, “Yo be chill.” And MewTwo is like “Damn I never thought about it like that.”

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Blueky is that cartoon about the dog right?

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

A fucking Debbie Deb sample???

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I bet he will really enjoy the opportunity to stay at the house with the children and be a homemaker.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Mike Tomlin grinding the MVP into dust and winning on 6 field goals. Dude might be the best to ever do it.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

This has been a tough month for people who don’t suck.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments