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joshandres.bsky.social
A writer and worldbuilder twitch.tv/toastazoid https://youtube.com/@joshuaandres?si=VJyQpjneQmsBNK8e
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If you see this, post a robot THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME THERE ARE NO STRINGS ON ME

Idc what the fan base is like or what people think of different movies or tv shows, I will die on this hill: I. Love. Star Wars

Yellowjackets is really good

Woke up this morning with Superman hair, how it look?

I want to kill nazis without any legal consequences

If you must know: Elon got raped in one of the latest Baki chapters

That money should belong to me

I’m just gonna come out and say it, Loona is hot and I want to fuck her #helluvaboss

First floor clubs are for poor people #thetruth

“Oh my cat’s name is Flow” “No way, mine is too!”

I’m putting out an ad for a tall, strong, Viking woman to come and crush my pelvis like week old chicken bones

RIP Howie the Crab

Nazis are the mosquitoes of America, still deadly but more annoying than anything

If you’re having trouble with a nazi, just remember: give them a bunch of LSD (by force if necessary) and tell them that the wires under their skin aren’t supposed to be there, and they need to get them out. And then watch the fun ensue

Name a bigger hater

✦ Sanctuary ✦

"Does your dog bite?" "No, it's worse... she judges"

The Sentinels in the Snow

How do I report Elon Musk to ICE? I want to join in on the fun

“Dextuh, put ya knife away, Dextuh”

Don’t get on marvel rivals tomorrow

Still one of my favourite work Badass lass Demi for @bsartsss.bsky.social

I JUST FOUND OUT VENDING MACHINES HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE ANCIENT GREECE! AND THE MAN WHO INVENTED THEM IS NAMED “HERO OF ALEXANDRIA”

Make no mistake, one day Gritty will grow tired of us mere humans and take his place once again among the other 3 horsemen

Sam Panopoulos is the devil