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In light of Tony Todd being left out of the "in memoriam" tribute at the Oscars, please appreciate this anecdote, from "Horror for weenies" by @emilyhughes.bsky.social 🐝🪝🍬

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god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"

submitted 7 hours ago • 137 comments

fuck Andrew Cuomo in the face, and wishing a very fuck Andrew Cuomo in the face to you and yours

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

tell me none of the women in your life trust you without telling me none of the women in your life trust you

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

for those of you who didn't grow up in areas where skiing is a thing: "he skis in jeans" is one of the meanest things you can say about someone in a ski town

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t know, feels sort of unbearable to keep just going about each day living in this fucking shameful gas leak of a country

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Seeing JD Vance act like a big brave alpha male tough guy is hilarious considering he couldn’t figure out how to order food at a DONUT SHOP which is like the most rock bottom bare minimum hunter gatherer thing a dad has to do for his family these days.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

The government has systematically killed and discredited leftist leadership at home and abroad, and the right and center have all the money. All of it.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

RED RABBIT - by @alexgrecian.bsky.social – is nearly 500 pages, and I absolutely smashed through it in less than 48 hours. Imagine a haunted, demon-infested Lonesome Dove. It's so much damn fun.

submitted 12 days ago • 14 comments

2 teeny www.monolake.org/today/mount-...

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

A boy at school is telling my daughter about Sonic the Hedgehog and maybe home-schooling has its uses after all.

submitted 5 days ago • 23 comments

seen in newark, new jersey 🔥

submitted 8 days ago • 40 comments

dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch

submitted 8 days ago • 65 comments

BREAKING: Mexican President Sheinbaum argues that if cartels are deemed terrorist orgs, then the suppliers of weapons—over 74% of which come FROM the U.S.—should ALSO face accountability for enabling terrorism. As a result, Mexico is expanding its lawsuit targeting U.S gun manufacturers. 🇲🇽

submitted 8 days ago • 578 comments

FINAL BALLOT IS OUT YR GIRL IS OFFICIALLY A BRAM STOKER AWARD NOMINEE LET’S FUCKIN GOOOOO

submitted 8 days ago • 56 comments

Man is going to charge you $100 to save you a nickel. And saving that nickel is also going to end up costing you $5000 at some point down the line. But it's nothing new, that's always been the definition of conservative economics, he just thinks it's groundbreaking because he's a dunce.

submitted 12 days ago • 18 comments

The NPS has been understaffed/funded for a long time and in 2022 the Bipartisan Infrastructure Act started to address that. Great job, dummies!!!!

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

This is how we control the weather in America

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

LITERALLY FUCKING YES, WHAT IS THE POINT OF YOU OTHERWISE

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

re: today's horror movie discourse, I will simply say: if someone claims their art "isn't political," you don't really have to take them seriously ever again. that's all!

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

submitted 31 days ago • 53 comments

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submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

one federal employee's response

submitted 31 days ago • 42 comments

I'm glad tiktok is back because it means I don't have to download the full run of the TV show House and chop it up into 90-second clips just to feel something.

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

Santa brought my kid a Godzilla and it’s already getting along great with the Barbies.

submitted 68 days ago • 23 comments

Starting to feel like every current Democrat plan is “make a deal with the Joker who can’t possibly betray us this time”

submitted 75 days ago • 26 comments

Damn that’s almost enough to cover one minor hospital visit

submitted 86 days ago • 16 comments

Elon Musk has Done It Again 🎯

submitted 89 days ago • 50 comments

To be fair Sam Altman does represent the most iconic American figure: a guy who lies constantly who never faces any accountability for his actions, enriching himself in the most obvious, chaotic, needlessly destructive and craven ways available

submitted 88 days ago • 25 comments

American Anesthesia is going free-to-play! "The Full Surgery Experience" is unlocked only for Anesthesia: Complete Edition™ subscribers. Please be excited!

submitted 89 days ago • 13 comments

Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

submitted 89 days ago • 330 comments

I really need to stop pitching concepts for posters that boil down to "individually draw every goddamn leaf in the goddamn forest"

submitted 90 days ago • 4 comments

hell yeah

submitted 90 days ago • 3 comments

For all we have heard about “wokeness” losing the election (a completely insane assertion) THIS is the bigger reason. The liberal leadership looked us dead in the eyes and told this obviously false fantasies. It was insulting and totally undermined their credibility across the board.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment