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Sports writer. Bad at posting. Not notable. Tomatoes do not belong on sandwiches. He/Him.
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could’ve sworn we fought a war to escape rule by a mad king. we’re not going back 🇺🇸

Fancy Pants

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NYT: Giving Elon Musk Unrestricted Access To The Federal Government’s Financial Systems, And Unilateral Discretion To Stop Spending, Might Possibly Be, In The Eyes Of Some, Under Certain Interpretations, Not Entirely Not Illegal

Amazing brains

New year, new post.

Republicans, and anyone who helps empower them, are truly evil.

In Texas, Supreme Court justices are elected officials. Three justices are up for reelection (or their seats will be open to newcomers) in 2024. If you're furious about tonight's ruling, be sure you & your friends are registered to vote. And pay attention to these down ballot races!

Something something “genocide joe”

this got me right in the gut www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy9y...

The idea that abortion ban exemptions would spare the Kate Coxes of the world was always fantasy.

It's almost as if running in a deep red district where you stand no chance of losing makes it likely that potentially damaging stories like this don't come out until you've been elevated out of backbench obscurity into a major position of leadership. www.thedailybeast.com/does-new-spe...

Mike Johnson was "inaugural dean" of a startup right-wing Christian law school that “unashamedly embrace[d]” a “biblical worldview”—hoping to "someday rival the law school at [Falwell's] Liberty University"—but it collapsed in chaos, financial corruption, and lawsuits before ever opening its doors.

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Biden calls for humanitarian ‘pause’ in Israel-Hamas war, time to get ‘prisoners’ out.

As speculation continues around the attack on Al-Ahli Arab Baptist Hospital in Gaza, Bellingcat researchers have been analysing footage from the explosion. We’ve identified a possible impact site, a crater visible from several angles. www.bellingcat.com/news/2023/10...

israel did not bomb this hospital, and no one is more stunned than me

Avoiding recession for a year, the US economy defies Bloomberg economists’ 100% certainty. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Breaking news: President Biden announced a deal Wednesday with Israel to allow humanitarian assistance to move into Gaza from Egypt. Biden also announced $100 million in new U.S. funding for humanitarian assistance for Palestinians in Gaza and the West Bank.

A sliver of good news, and proof that soft pressure from the White House can still affect Israeli policy.

Huge relief to hear him say this. Hope he can get Israel to restrain itself.

President Joe Biden will speak in support of striking members of the United Auto Workers union in Michigan on Tuesday

This seems like a pretty big deal

This article is fascinating, but what stands out to me is the variety of methods used and great lengths gone to daily—including literal babysitting—by Milley and other top military officers to prevent Trump from literally killing everyone.

I’ve discovered that, for the most part, I have no idea what the fuck anyone is talking about anymore.

I never watched the One Piece anime (I’m starting now), but the live action version on Netflix is so much fun. It’s really great.

Sorry to post earnestly. I know that’s not what we do here, but I have to share this from the bad place.

“NEVER SURRENDER!” I scream as I voluntarily surrender myself to authorities

Nooo this is a war crime wtf

Need ideas for a good drinking game for the gop debate tonight. Thinking one drink any time a candidate says "woke", one drink any time a candidate avoids criticizing trump, etc.

This is so unhinged wtf

String cheese is pretty great

Biden wins like 450 EVs if he makes this his campaign theme song

Today is the world premiere of Kyle Gordon’s PLANET OF THE BASS, with an out-of-this-world music video starring the ORIGINAL MS. BILJANA ELECTRONICA. Watch it here and read our interview!

Ohhhhh my god u aren't celebrating the indictments because you're anticarceral? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? should we invite ruth wilson gilmore.

I was hoping to see Lindsey Graham on this list, but I’ll take it lmao

Look at this sweet boy

Trump supporter Cornel West has Trumpian attitude toward paying taxes https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2023/08/trump-supporter-has-trumpian-attitude-toward-paying-taxes

Thinking about this today.

The Bidenomics campaign is incredibly smart. It's a catchy term and it makes it impossible to not associate an undeniably strong economy with Biden.

Fed chair Jerome Powell says Federal Reserve staff are no longer forecasting a recession

It’s called the ocean cuteness horseshoe, or OCHS (pronounced oochz). OCHS summarizes the cuteness distribution, with highest values at the surface & deepsea. High cuteness at depth is due to greater frequency of round and/or blobness. Unlike surface cuteness, deep cuteness is dangerous to boop.

I am so happy that the first episode of new Futurama was good.