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Reporter at the Hill Country News. News nerd. Professional paid 5E Dungeon Master. Minnesota born. Email: [email protected]
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Spoilers for a future episode of @youcantscare.me but I can't stop thinking about how the Horrorland Horrors, as depicted in the original Goosebumps merchandise, exude such powerful "masc-presenting" energy.

In Slither (2006) at a 50 minutes 26 seconds a child can be seen reading a copy of Goosebumps book You Can't Scare Me! A fate at least comparable to having an alien slug eat your brain. Her sister is reading The Girl Who Cried Monster." I'm about 99% sure Night in Terror Tower is on the nightstand.

What's that sound? It's @youcantscare.me hosts @tomatograndpa.bsky.social , @bobvids.com , and @achangeofpants.bsky.social all huddled under a blanket fort, telling each other tales of R.L. Stine! They do look a bit different, though...

R.L. Stine gaslights children! On this episode of YCSM, @bobvids.com finds a cursed audiobook, @tomatograndpa.bsky.social discovers bugs at work, and @achangeofpants.bsky.social spends half the podcast adding reverb to clips of Nicolas Cage screaming!

a high honor for @youcantscare.me - thanks to everyone who enjoys it!

Today in Boston. Over a million people turned out. Even the drone couldn't get it all. #NoKingsDay #BostonStrong #ICEProtest

This is just sickening. The government openly shitposting about targeting the menswear guy over his immigration status.

The secret Mothman family recipe.

I watched JENNIFER’S BODY with a sold-out crowd last night and, I’m happy to say, the film still plays like gangbusters. Laughs, screams, a real energy throughout the film. I’m so glad this movie has found its audience since its initial release, and continues to find new fans with each passing year.

I love all this digital art that this one guy made in 1999 and uploaded to wikimedia commons

centrist: we need to focus on popular policy me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare? centrist: no haha not that policy me: ok so…gun control? centrist: no lol not that policy either me: ok which policy? centrist: oh you know the ones

Cool! Medicare for All is incredibly popular, so that will probably be a top priority!! Right? Right??

"Oh don't worry about that Dutch fishwife, she's just here to offer you some trout milord..." Leather case shaped like a fish containing six knives. Possibly from Italy, c. 1570. www.bayerisches-nationalmuseum.de/en/collectio...

In the ultimate “my wife can’t remember streamer names” moment, she goes Wife: Or that ChipCheezum guy. Was he at that wedding? Me: He was the groom!!!

it's good actually People who hate "the maze" at the end: literally git gud?? It's not a maze, it has no dead ends? Recognize your surroundings? Play warmer/cooler better with your phone's literal "goal over here"-ometer? Your progress isn't reset when you die? Boo hoo I had to navigate smthg

#booksky

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

ALL HAIL MECHSHROOM

Reading this part just fills me with such a sadness. Folks really gotta realize that gamedevs are people just like anybody else.

🚨Reports around the country today that some people who showed up for their immigration court hearings were told that ICE prosecutors had dismissed their cases — and then were arrested moments later by ICE officers and taken to detention centers for unknown reasons. Happening in multiple cities.

The Texas state board of Pharmacy can see the controlled substance prescription records of 37 other states. All that's needed for Ken Paxton to access those records is an administrative subpoena.

Ken Paxton likely used a little known database that tracks RX records of controlled substances to target gender affirming care providers. Worse, he can access the prescription records of anyone without a warrant in over 37 states with an agreement with Texas. www.thedissident.news/texas-ag-ken...

Lol I've been drinking this juice for a whole year and today I actually read the label and went... wait a minute... "keitto" isn't the word they use for juice.....

Today I discovered that people have been uploading old stock photo CD-ROMs to the Internet Archive and now I'm obsessed with the mid-'90s business-core aesthetic.

A Minnesota judge has dismissed a lawsuit seeking to shut down a St. Louis Park family’s driveway basketball hoop.

I'll name them: Twin Perfect

Saw this as a post on Facebook, from X. Most of the comments were on how women don’t care if you’re the leader of your friend group, but I’m still stuck on the guy even thinking most friend groups outside of like movies and TV shows have “leaders”.

I'll say it until I'm blue in the face: I am beyond tired of the countless, pointless, unnecessary plots that do nothing to advance the sex scenes

Accept?

Uh yeah I also think my podcast will generate 100 million dollars

Tonight we have an under seen 80s slasher for you all, ALONE IN THE DARK (1982)! The directorial debut of Jack Sholder a few years before making Nightmare on Elm St. 2 and starring Donald Pleasance, Martin Landau and Jack Palance! Don’t miss this on the big screen! Tickets: link in the bio

Anywhere but a cat bed…

TIL that after the shooting death of CEO Brian Thompson UnitedHealthcare approved many life-saving medical procedures it has been holding out on because of sudden internal panic and public scrutiny. So, Luigi (innocent until proven guilty) probably saved more lives than he took.