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Fake Comedian Fake Psychic Faker Personality You can see me every night at 8/7 central if you’re in my home.
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If you live in New Hampshire, New York, Maine, Hawaii, Nevada, Pennsylvania, or Michigan you should be aware your senators decided to sell out their country tonight.

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Tarot reading but it’s these cards

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I love when a new term comes out like “Roman salute” that you can just search for to easily fill your block list with

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“At least the eggs are cheap” is going to be our generations “but at least the trains run on time”

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Damn they really sent Giuliani’s ass to the phantom zone

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I just found out my local library had a miniature anime convention and honestly didn’t think that was something libraries could do

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How fast do you think hallmark is going to buy the life rights to whoever wins the billion dollar lottery on Christmas Eve

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So who else just got called a pink pilates princess by spotify

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I just got so excited to block a whole list of people I accidentally punched myself in the nose

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Someone I’ll die appreciating is a regular at my restaurant who brings in a newspaper every Sunday and gives me the funny pages without fail. She’s a real one for that

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