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delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.

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The iPhone mail app after the latest update is all like you have 5 new emails, but also 19, with 7 of them just sitting here from last week that we never showed you. Actually it’s impossible to know what’s going on. Good luck!

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Me and my study abroad friends in the hostel in 2003 trying to figure out what to do on our big weekend trip to the capital:

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Is Kilmar Abrego Garcia alive? Because the amount of resistance to addressing his being trafficked gives the distinct impression that either he is dead or what they have done to him is so unspeakable that they cannot afford for him to be freed, seen, or spoken with.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1192 comments

Is anyone looking for a ticket to Paul Simon next Tuesday? Upside, I will sell it to you for less than I paid. Downside, you have to sit by me.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I guess I would also prefer that we don’t exile actually guilty people to other countries to swelter in their megaprisons for all time either

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Trader Joe's sells bags of prunes either with or without sorbates, and let me tell ya folks, you need those sorbates for a good prune

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Dating apps have shown me that there are about ten times as many white women with dreads still out there as I would’ve expected

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halfway through the lord of the rings movies 10yo: hey! Where is the sword throne??

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Spent a good amount of time checking if the WWII minifigs had, well y’know, at the LEGO convention today

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Them: children are great Me: sure, yeah Them: which is exactly why we need several billion more humans on top of the punishing numbers our planet already isn’t putting up with

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They already evicted someone else. The notice is huge on the door. I have to pay this ASAP or I'll be next!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Shit is getting so bad folks are starting to sell their used envelopes

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Amy Klobuchar demanding to speak at the massive Hands Off Rally in Saint Paul and then spending the next week confirming Trump appointees is amazing. Just tremendous contempt for her constituents.

submitted 6 days ago • 76 comments

me: I want my colleagues in the arts to have good, stable jobs especially considering the moribundity of traditional media also me: why in the world would [redacted local magazine] send out a dozen production people to take one photo of the coffeeshop I went to this morning??

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Me: do you guys play duck duck goose or duck duck gray duck? 7yo: we play water or skeletons

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dramatic sigh of defeat ok, where do we even get those little gold chains?

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congrats to the money!!

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I'm not too worried about the tariffs because I think we all have witnessed that when consumer prices go up due to unfortunate but temporary market conditions, they return to a sensible place thereafter. Now to head to McDonalds with a dollar and a desire.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

She is becoming the new Root Beer Lady

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Oooooh CAUCUSES! I thought you were all having a really shitty time in the mountainous region between Russia and Georgia for some reason.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

oh look, it's a photo of some big ass columns ruining my day again

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

car

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If you are not furious at what our government did to these people, there’s something wrong with you.

submitted 10 days ago • 95 comments

I realize the discourse this could unleash but honestly this looks at least as big or even bigger than the one I just went to in Chicago

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