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Oklahoma's #1 Dodge Hornet Guy
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BREAKING NEWS: Lightning McQueen from the movie Cars has passed away at the age of 22. Mr. McQueen fell asleep in his garage and left himself running

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

#LastFourWatched

whenever young people ask me for advice, i always recommend that they carry some cash on them. it's easy to understand why they don't, since almost everything now can be bought with a credit card or a mobile app. but what it means for me is that they're more difficult to hold up and rob in the park

Did you guys know that BlueSky doesn’t allow you to post videos longer than :30??? Anyway, here’s our 2025 March Madness trailer: youtu.be/EQmLBUENiNg?...

man you've really just gotta hate America and its citizens to cut back on the damn National Park Service. you've gotta have no interest in what makes our country unique and no desire for people to experience it

the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

Gonna start saying “perseverance update” after I make it through a rough time in the bathroom

adopting a rescue pet is one of the most personally gratifying and rewarding life decisions you can make. can't say it enough

Hey go read this, now. This is an incredible piece of writing and very important. It’s everything all of us have been saying, distilled down into one work. It’ll take 3 minutes, go do it

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

honestly as long as 20-30% of people survive air travel i feel like we're doing pretty good

You can’t post your way out of fascism Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them 🔗 www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...

If her whole show was sick covers of 90s alt hits it would be must see tv.

In 3rd grade art class we had to write a short story on “why is he screaming” and one kid just wrote “those people back there kicked him in the nuts.” The kid had to go sit in the corner and I had to go sit in another corner for laughing too hard

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

Food ive eaten this week on a work trip near (but not actually in) Charlotte, North Carolina

I’m working on drawing a straight line, and I’ll draw until I get one right

"free in-store pickup?" yeah. thats what store is.

Still rewatching Severance and the guy that plays Milchick is so hot Jesus Christ

there is essentially no ethical consumption in our current world right now but i gotta draw the hard line for myself on using a website where the CEO just nazi saluted during the presidential inauguration

happy MLK day everyone. a quote that’s been stuck in my brain heavy over the past few years

jesus christ man obviously i know you're pagliacci, i was just tryin to fuckin gas you up a b— oh come on don't cry

If they’re gonna save TikTok we need a federal law that if you’re watching it for more than 30 seconds without headphones on it’s legal to do something bad to you

The strange right wing desire to be a repulsive piece of shit and proud of it but also cry like a little bitch if anyone notices

I did a favorite pokemon thing that took 20 minutes and this is what I ended up with

it's a nonstop battle to get the kids to put that down and not watch 900 of these in 30 minutes

i sincerely believe tiktok is a social ill as well as just a terrible app user experience but i don’t like that this puts me on the same side as the US federal government