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joshuaclaytor.bsky.social

formerly of LegitMTG, PureMTGO, SCG, TCGplayer, Scrye Magazine, and WotC Coverage. Retired Content Creator. Ace, Tuba Player, Dad, WKU grad, He/him Kentucky.

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loser month?

submitted 8 hours ago • 71 comments

Cagematch doesn't have the show I went to in Rineyville, KY in the late 80s/early 90s. Jeff Jarrett was there though. This will have to do.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I wonder if I am going to go to a debtors' prison, an ADHD work camp or some where else first?

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I just stretched and something popped in my back? am I dead? in purgatory?

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

it has taken me less than half a shift to remember how miserable I am here as a team lead. if I cannot find work I may just try to resign this position and go back to being an overnight agent

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

this is long and difficult, but well worth reading all the way through. this could easily be me. when i'm psychotic i tend to think that people are trying to trick me into eating human flesh and i get suspicious of food. i haven't ever gone into a home, but i've trespassed in yards and on porches

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Kanye knows that keeping his mouth shut is free right? We don't have to share everything on social media.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Googling "Sgt. Slaughter Alive?" real quick

submitted 15 hours ago • 48 comments

if wotc doesn't have a secret lair of cards that are unbanned in commander going up tomorrow what's the point of secret lair cards?

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

got the letter from the IRS saying they were claiming my past return for child support and I am super happy about that, that is one payment I no longer have to make up.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

also no one should want to be bluesky's most correct magic player, it's a heavy burden.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

you are gatekeeping a terribly boring game.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

anyways back to pulling stuff again for commander decks, it's hard work being bluesky's most correct magic player. Also fuck all of this stuff and just play Premodern or cube.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

anyways, your problem isn't with universes beyond, it's that wotc made a card game with defective pieces and couldn't tell good enough stories or create memorable enough characters to make money off of merch. UB exists because Fblthp was Fblshit and couldn't sell toys, make movies, or tv shows

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

lol what magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

wotc is gonna make the three banned cards game changers and show the little cardslingin terrorists that they can get their way with death threats.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

oh my joke is wrong now. :(

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

if they are brave enough, I will be pope

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Can't imagine living a life of service to the world and you gotta go out listening to JD Vance. Woof.

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

i, much like the pope, would rather die than meet jd vance.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Rock?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

it's time for shenanigans!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

POV: you’re a corpse in a Japanese forest

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Today, in the MCU’s timeline, She-Hulk becomes Megan Thee Stallion’s lawyer and then they twerk together.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment