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Video game and tabletop scrivnomancer. Senior Writer at Funcom (Dune: Awakening and Conan Exiles). Friend to corvids and cephalopods. He/Him
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What would be a good pen name for writing supernatural erotica?

Tomorrow, for Free RPG Day, I’ll be at The Sanctum (in Racine, Wisconsin) doing a seminar on horror game writing and running a game session. #TTRPG #FreeRPGDay shop.thesanctum.games/free-rpg-day...

Pugmire Unleashed launched last night, and it funded overnight and reached its first stretch goal! We have more stretch goals to go, so check it out. It's also structured so you don't have to worry about tariffs! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/o...

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The campaign for Pugmire Unleashed is now live on BackerKit!

🌌The spice must flow! Celebrating the release of #DuneAwakening with my cosplay photoshoot inspired by the epic world of #Dune. Thank you @funcom.com for the game! You did a great job 🚀 #cosplay #cosplayer #gameart #photograghy #photoart #3dart #CGI #costume #games

When my 3-year-old is digging in the dirt, he always says he’s digging up Beetlejuice (his favorite scene in the movie. He’ll even say Alec Baldwin’s line: “I think we’re in the model.”

#LegendaryWednesday: This harp was owned by blind travelling musician Arthur O'Neill. There was renewed interest in the harp in the late 1700s, both as a musical instrument and a symbol of Irish patriotism. Harp festivals attracted United Irishmen and inspired […] [Original post on hear-me.social]

“Dune: Awakening is a case study in how to adapt a beloved body of work right. It's three wonderful games married into a frankly exceptional send-up to one of sci-fi's greatest written works, obviously crafted by hopeless romantics enamoured with Dune.” #DuneAwakening

Eurogamer digging a character I wrote for Dune: Awakening. #DuneAwakening

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I’ve used lots of nature factoids in my horror writing (either directly or as a vague inspiration). I haven’t worked duck penises in yet… but I shall. I shall!

Also, one of the big draws for me, when I joined this project, was this alternate history where Piter lives and we get to see more of his nefarious shenanigans in a drawn out conflict where he hones his craft even more and become even scarier. #DuneAwakening

Writing and helping to voice direct for Piter de Vries was some of the most fun I've had on Dune: Awakening. #DuneAwakening

I’m a DUNE DUDE! Congrats to the entire team on the release of @duneawakening.com. My role in the game is Additional Voices, for the win! The spice must flow, bro. #dune #duneawakening

Have you checked out the in-game radio yet in #DuneAwakening? Press N to open the Communinet, and select one of the radio stations available. These have music, talk shows, plays, and more that you can listen to while exploring Arrakis!

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Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

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We're covering Roald Dahl's twisted tale "Royal Jelly" on #StrangeStudies this week, and Chris is strangely unprepared - how ever will he cope?!? Come join us on Patreon and soothe your tympanic membranes! #hppodcraft

Chicago ✊

Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

I now know to roar and turn into stone, much to the delete of my miniature Perseus.

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ICE is going to parks in Los Angeles and kidnapping nannies who are caring for small children The children are witnessing these kidnappings and being held in custody until their parents are contacted Women and children in parks

My 3-year-old kept telling me to be a monster, and when I complied and stalked towards him, he'd dramatically hold up a toy zombie head. Took me several minutes to realize he was enacting the climax of CLASH OF THE TITANS.

Karen Page teaches the Punisher D&D.

BTW, our new guide on protesting safely in the age of surveillance is unpaywalled. From phone safety tips to just how much law enforcement can track your movements, take a look at the guide:

Being a Release-the-Snyder-cut! fan looks exhausting. You're spending 18 hours a day slapping laugh emotes on posts/photos/videos/announcements for any non-Snyder DCU projects. That's what you're locked into doing for the next 20 years.

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My 3-year-old seeing a pic. “Dadda, what’s that?” “That’s the game I work on.” “Do you just have fun with it?” “I feed you with it.”

The wonderful key to Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee's pairings in Hammer horror films is that the former played the cerebral and the latter inevitably played the animal. It allowed them to expertly trade off between menace and sympathy.

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Thank you, kindly :)

☀️LIVE☀️ it's day 3 of the head start for #DuneAwakening! Later we'll play #MonsterHunterWilds, #MarvelRivals, #Helldivers2, #StarCitizen, #eldenringnightreign and whatever else the gang feels like playing! www.twitch.tv/v1ncent13

We’ve officially fully launched!

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on January 6th, while attempting to overthrow an election, multiple rioters wore Nazi paraphernalia. they declared their intent to murder elected officials. the right stood steadfastly behind them and are now more powerful than ever. you can stand behind someone waving a Mexican flag.