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joshuawetmore.bsky.social
Husband, father of two daughters, two cats, writer, comedian, security guard, drummer, songwriter, film/tv critic, fantasy manager, job coach, all around good guy. #Thatswhatshesaid
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It’s downloaded I'm inviting you to install Signal! Here is the link: signal.org/install/

name a netflix tv show.

Sunday playlist! Share one song that fits your current mood and I’ll throw it on a playlist and listen to it this week.

Just finished Arcane, what should I watch next?

Twitter is off the phone, but Facebook is on the phone though I still go into that I make posts.

Have you ever coughed and hawked a loogie at the same time? Neither have I.

The version of me with longer hair doesn’t exist anymore just forget about it. I have short hair now. I’m the same guy with shorter hair, but you want longer hair again. Well you’re gonna have to wait a bit because it takes a while for hair to grow out, but if you’re only meeting me because my hair?

Walking on the indoor track in the guy in front of me starts crop dusting and the people behind me think I’m doing it but it’s not me.

I’d like to watch the Iowa State basketball game tonight on ESPN+ how can I do that for free?

Why can’t the #ChicagoBears be a winning team?

Cat came to the back door, called animal rescue and they came and took the cat away.

Remember not only logging off but also turn the phone off and leave it on a floor you are not on.

It’s Tuesday! (🌮?) What song is stuck in your head right now? #EarWorm #TwoForTuesday

What playlist are you listening to now?

What did you do today? I went to the mall.

Something to think about next time you buy a cup.

When you walk through a store and it’s like sale or save 20% today if I don’t buy it, I saved 100% winner winner me.

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You would download it.

Here’s an idea you get to choose CGI Weather that you want over your sporting event. If you wanna see a snow game, you can select that option on your remote.

I’m not turning on the damn television today until it’s time for Ohio State vs Notre Dame and I highly recommend this course of action.

It’s Friday! Woohoo!! ❤️❤️ What song is stuck in your head right now? #EarWorm #TGIF #NotAMomentTooSoon

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Are you watching the commanders game right now?

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The most Arizona Cardinals thing ever is hosting your first home playoff game in a decade and your team isn't playing.

How do you make the most recent post the top post on your newsfeed here?

It’s Friday! Woohoo!! ❤️❤️ What song is stuck in your head right now? #EarWorm #TGIF #NotAMomentTooSoon

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Fill in the blank: WHY WOULD YOU DO A WORK MEETING IN AN AIRPORT LOUNGE WITHOUT BLANK?????????

Remember when Kirk Edward Herbstreit said before the game that the final score will probably be 20 - 24. It’s looking like he could’ve called it.

Alright, so let's say the last TWO movies you watched will be combined into an all-new movie ... What kind of insane crossover did you just create? 👀