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joshuwaamorgan.bsky.social
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I think my bag is possessed.

Happy St David’s Day to you all (Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus i chi pawb.) Here I’m wearing the traditional Welsh garb of a Ralph Lauren cap and a Barbour jacket.

Back to it after an inconsistent couple of weeks. 💪🏼

I just want to go back to a time when the biggest thing in pop was a couple of Russian lesbians.

I’m so excited to be at my first human inauguration - I mean inauguration!

I happen to wear baseball caps in the winter. It’s just how I roll.

“Oh, look! Someone is calling me. Let’s answer it and talk via speaker on this packed train and then listen to some irritating music.”

Leg day. 💪🏼

Starting the week well.

Hot take: dinosaurs were cooler before we gave them all feathers.

Trying to undo the damage engendered by a fortnight of mince pies, Turkish delight and myriad cheeses by eating a bowl of fruit, because *science*.

I’m grateful for the connections this app has afforded me so I wish a happy New Year to you all. Blwyddyn Newydd Dda i chi. May your 2025 be peaceful and prosperous.

youtu.be/8IoRqLTnzdA?... youtu.be/8IoRqLTnzdA?... This story is wild. Has anyone here witnessed them firsthand?

I now have a mullet and moustache, thus combing the absolute best of trends from the 70’s and 80’s. Feedback has been mixed.

New mirror; new selfie opportunities.

Which one are you? I’m definitely aspiring to be 59, 60 and 61.

If I touch my hat when I’m lifting heavy it gives me Luigi Powers.

After spending a year on the safe space run by an android grandma that is Threads, I still forget that porn is allowed on here. Note to self: “Do not open Blue Sky in work.”

I want to live in a cave. Underwater. On Mars.

Did you know you can order cats on Amazon now? (Milo is almost certainly the one who broke the PS5 so I might ask for a refund.)

The key to our 30 year + friendship is that we only see each other every 10 years.

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs.

Why does every food item tell me the calories per 100g? I’ve got to do maths to avoid getting fat now?

Every day is leg day if you’re brave enough.

Has anyone ever given their number out on a dating site after some conversation and then they IMMEDIATELY START CALLING YOU. I don’t really want to call my closest friends and family so why would I want to chat with a comparative near stranger?

I’m not sure nursing is paying enough. I need a lucrative gay job like “creative director”.

Me unveiling a different personality trait on each new social media app.

I can’t think of a witty post, but I think the leg days are paying off.

How long does one have to be on here for them to drop the pseudo-intellectual veneer and start posting photos of them in their underwear? (Asking for a friend.)

Not to brag but I was both school spelling champion and “Rhymney Valley Express Bonnie Baby 1990” runner-up so I’ve got both the brains and the beauty.

Rumour has it that Jake Paul’s next three opponents will be Dick Van Dyke, David Attenborough and Judi Dench.

I’m hoping that this app will finally help me settle the age old question: is social media best used for pornography or alien conspiracy videos?

Is it pronounced “blue sky” or “blusky” as in “brewski”?

Welsh boys don’t actually have to do lower body workouts; we’ve just got the rugby leg genes.

For recent Threads evacuees. I’m Josh from south Wales. I also have a degree in modern foreign languages and a qualification in fitness instructing. I post a lot about language and etymology. Other interests include: Books History Language Learning Tennis Sci-fi Stand-up comedy Nature Fitness

Is this just another app for me to watch cat videos?