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josiedumbass.bsky.social
poet, dyke, scorpio, relationship anarchist, service industry service switch 🏳️‍⚧️🌑🦂🧄🃏 they/she/fae jdhegarty.com
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will you all still think I’m sexy if I get really into gundam?

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I look like this by the way if you even care

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

pour strange liquid down my throat so I know it’s real

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I described my charm yesterday to a coworker as “I’m charming because I’m the stupidest person in the room and if I’m not, I will become it” I’m so jester coded, a fool even

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

hey this is today

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

crying in the club* *the HealthPartners member services line

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

*desperate to get my heart broken* me and who and who

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

imagine having your material needs met what would that even look like

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

spending a thousand dollars and waiting four hours at the car repair store AMA

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

bro I’m having a bad time already today what do you mean towing my car two miles will cost $138 bro be serious

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I have this one coworker who talks to me like she’s old enough to be my mother when she’s actually young enough to be my girlfriend and every time I flirt with her, she short circuits

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

gods prettiest soldier, about to work valentines brunch and dinner

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

they should invent a band that sounds like mewithoutYou or Thursday or Blood Brothers or Circle Takes The Square except everybody has a fucked up gender

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I was really cute yesterday. Thinking about being really cute again today

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I got one of my coworkers a corduroy eagles hat for secret santa and then the eagles didn’t lost a single game so if you say geaux birds you have me to thank

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

and I’m the sixth week of 2025, she got her third flat tire

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

hear him out

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

it’s lowkey so embarrassing to be the polyamorous bitch who gets so little play but I can’t help it that people sleep on me I’m just so dreamy

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

A philosopher’s friend who famously said “fuck them up Socrates”

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments