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The 12 team playoff is beautiful cuz I thought I knew how much I hated the SEC, but it turns out I can hate them even more!!!

Throwing suicide doors on a Model T

If anyone needs me I’ll be busy crying because of this movie

ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A BLACK GRAND NATIONAL FUCK BEING RATIONAL GIVE EM WHAT THEY ASKING FOR

We should abolish Tuesday

Tyson needs to abandon the fight and bum rush Gregg Abbott if we’re being honest

Gotta do the dishes again

What’s the odds that Mike Tyson shoots Jake Paul and where do I place that bet?

open.spotify.com/track/4aAkED...

Does anyone want to fight about something meaningless?

what’s the point of flossing if I’m not going to bleed.

I hear that heaven is just an eternal loop of that H.E.R. Nationwide Ad

No other Racing games will ever compare to the Burnout franchise in my eyes

I can believe it’s not butter I can believe it’s not butter I can believe it’s not butter I can believe it’s not butter I can believe it’s not butter

YOUNG MAN shoes are now obsolete; i said YOUNG MAN put some fish on your feet

bobbi althoff i could be a friend to you

Your honor, have you considered that the victim was just super annoying and had it coming?

Your honor, my client wants it to be known that if you knew the order the victim made his cereal you would've shot him too

I need a beautiful woman to explain F1 to me

Lupe Fiasco's Food & Liquor is easily top 2 in the "Albums With A Nintendo DS on the Cover" category

I'm either gonna find love at a Target or a Record Shop

your honor open up this pit

The world may be cruel and unforgiving, but God gave us Boudin to make all the suffering worth it

Why are there so many beautiful women in Utah???? What the hells going on in that state?

If you ever see me in a denim jacket just know that a woman has drastically changed my life (I love her)

If I played baseball I'd be spiking the bats into the ground

Growing up is crazy. The laser Tag place I used to to birthday parties at in Elementary is a Foot Locker now

if ur job doesn’t require you to have a sharpie clipped to your shirt it’s not a real job