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How long until Nancy Mace is like "I got bottom surgery to show the liberals that BIOLOGICAL WOMEN can have 6 inch cocks too!!n!"

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Do you think when porn stars show up to the jobsite they roll up with a toolbox?

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Do you think Hot Ones is like when Stern made people ride the sybian for muck bang fetishists?

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In culture the residue of religion makes us feel that sex for its mere pleasure is a sin. However if we believe some paranormal insights we learn the purpose of life is to learn and experience things of the flesh for the unbounded soul so to speak. To that end what greater purpose can there be

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

It's kinda crazy how I realized I'm particularly attracted to women with dark curly hair and then later learned my great grandmother was German and Jewish.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Banal? I don't get it, I thought anal already had to do with the B

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It's so nice that Kill Tony painted the mics red so I don't get duped into watching some dogshit Kill Tony short when scrolling.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I send tweets and reels to my parasocial friends just in case they want to elevate our relationship to the type I have with my ex girlfriends

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Ladies, next time you go over to your man's bring a black light. If he's not hitting the pillow with that shit he's not worth it

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Doing shots and jacking off to practice for the event where I get whiskey dick

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

(to a woman in the target self checkout) hey wanna get outta here 😏

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(walking around feeling cool, looking hot) they have no idea how swampy my ass is rn

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Sometimes I catch a whiff of my body odor and like it a bit, which then immediately makes me think of Dr. Ally Louks, and then sends me down this line of thought on like what if I had a partner where we both liked eachothers smell and could both be a lil stinky

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(following a big account that's a pretty woman) "obviously she will fall in love and dm me now."

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

@devs can we get some drafts in here. How can I draft dump if I can't build up drafts?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Announcement: this 16 follower account is now called Jouissance1 and is no longer 2ZR-FXE Headgasket. Jouissance was taken already. Though it was funny to shitpost as a head gasket that just wasn't the vibe. Thank you.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Really my ultimate dream date is matching with one of those "beat me at Mario kart 🤪" girls and then going over and absolutely demolishing her. First place absolutely every single race. And then when we fuck guess who cums first

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I laid down in bed, and just am absolutely posting. One thing I can say, this bed is made for login.

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Hey just a quick reminder, ya know how old people tend to be married? That'll come for you too. Love? That's right, you'll find it. Me personally, I take solace in historically getting some pussy about once a year, and it's a new year next week baby.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Somehow a bunch of p00p got inside my body but thankfully I was able to get it out using that hole I have in my butt

submitted 57 days ago • 11 comments

I want to have some sex but not in like a desperate horny way, but in a "hang on I wanna try something" way

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

As a man did you really have an orgasm if you're not risking getting it in your eye?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

You ever bust so good that as you imagine your lover you then experience your own body through their lust and revel in a radical sexual self-esteem?

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What is the purpose of reverse cowgirl? Don't most dicks bend the other way for good reason?

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My mom got a me a quarter zip for christmas. Is she trying to get me killed here?!

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Messaging all the hinge matches that stopped responding weeks ago to wish them a merry christmas

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Do you think Boston wrote Foreplay/Long Time to demonstrate to women their ability to do foreplay by making a song with a long intro?

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I matched with someone named Lily on the apps recently and keep thinking of her, but partially for the most inappropriate reason which is that it makes me think of Pictures of Lilly which is a song about a kid jacking off to a poster in his room only to find that it was so old the model is now dead.

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I saw a woman on the apps today, and the photo looked kinda AI? Too smooth, ya know. But check this out, her hands were in her pockets. Clever move. She could have 19 fingers in there and we'd never know.

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