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Gene Hackman’s indisputable talent was never clearer than when he loaned it to comedic roles. His Lex Luthor and Royal Tenenbaum are two of my favorite film characters.

My name? band.

Science needs to devote more funds to battling “natural causes.”

Man, if the pope can die what chance do the rest of us have?

There is not enough absurdity on this platform. It’s going to lose my interest - I don’t have a specific need for a non maga non funny twitter.

… 5) Made list of work I got done last week.

How can we already be on AI and I still don’t even understand QR codes?

HOW TO SAVE MONEY ON EGGS: (a thread)

If it turns out that Fort Knox is full of eggs, all our problems are solved.

Every idea I have for saving money on eggs comes down to not being a mammal.

People complain plenty about egg prices but how come they don’t say anything about egg shapes. It’s nearly impossible to find a round one.

The fact of the matter is that air travel is still much safer statistcally than eating poison.

Watching all those people evacuating the upside-down plane via the inflatable slide and launching up into the sky. Scary stuff.

All medical personnel everywhere please report to her room immediately.

Eggs have gotten so expensive that I’m only buying used ones now.

I just learned that “extreme couponing” doesn’t mean clipping them while climbing the side of a cliff. You can literally be sitting at a table. Wtf

Things have gotten so bleak that even blasting turkey call YouTube clips so loud that the cats scatter & my family screams isn’t cheering me up.

The egg shortage doesn’t affect me because when I need some I just play sexy music out the window to the horny blue jays.

nba trade overcomes 28-3 deficit to tariffs

Growing up - when I was being disciplined & my parents would say “these tariffs hurt us more than they hurt you” I always thought it was just a corny line of BS.

I bet the maddest person about the tariff on avocados is whoever that Hass guy is.

PRO TIP: Tomorrow when ordering Eggs Benedict at brunch, substitute the Canadian Bacon 👎with Freedom Soybeans 🇺🇸 to support this great country and save 75 dollars.

Epcot International Tariff & Sanction Festival

He said a lot of shocking stuff, but how about that part where he wondered if the crash victims should look into injecting bleach.

Wow, I didn’t have “free space” on my 2025 bingo card. Oh wait.. Yes I did, there it is right in the middle.

Definitely: Monica

One thing the Pirates ride taught me is that if man tells tale, he not dead.

If you press “Call Resort Hotel” and it doesn’t a) dial the place you’re staying or b) even give you the option to be connected to it, you know you’re in the magic! ✨

This muppet fan’s first time eating here. How do you say “good riddance” in ratalian?

Such incredible attention to detailed theming at Disney’s Animal Kingdom.

Remember like 10 years ago when those people turned their room at Pop Century into a meth lab? I get it now.

Disney World isn’t even a planet. They should call it something else or put a disclaimer on the ticket.

All these people on social media posting two photos in the exact same spot in the exact same pose 20, or 30, or 50 years apart make me feel better about how little I’ve gotten done in that time, too.

Renaming it “Gulf of America” is a great start!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Next up: Atlantic Ocean -> American Right Ocean Pacific Ocean -> American Radical Left Ocean Sky -> Upper America Underground -> Inner America America -> American America