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Kinked dustball, stuck on a pale blue dot. Is it 42, or ''just some beans, sire''?
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If anyone starts on about intelligent design ask them to explain Australia.

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Forget about the zombie apocalypse that will probably never come... Worry about the idiot apocalypse that's already upon us.

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by @bagleycartoons.bsky.social

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Swearing while doing push-ups increases the amount of push-ups you can do by 15%.

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In 2017, the World Taekwondo Federation changed its name to World Taekwondo because of the ‘negative connotations’ associated with its initials.

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

No one jumps anyone’s bones anymore.

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there are only so many asteroids to go around

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*fart*

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I am Shark and I need to be loved, Just like everybody else does.

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Fighting the urge to call someone, in the Netherlands, out for being an arsehole, because they were cuntish towards a close friend, in Oz, on a work related mail.

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If you can find a little spare this month to help my buddy Martha, even if it’s just a fiver, please do. Easy to take this for granted here in UK but she’s lovely and this is 💯 legit. Thanks all 🙏

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Jeff Bezos is a dick.

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I spent wayyy too long, down a rabbit hole of ‘making all the mugs fit’. Wow, that was satisfying. What was that? You wanted tea… ? Ah, problematic…. Can’t move any of them now… they must stay like that.

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This morning I read Robert E. Howard’s first Conan short story, The Phoenix on the Sword (1932). Thanks to Big John Buscema, I had word pictures.

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Discworld QOTD, from Thud! "YOU SEE, YOU ARE HAVING A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE, WHICH INESCAPABLY MEANS THAT I MUST UNDERGO A NEAR-VIMES EXPERIENCE. DON’T MIND ME. CARRY ON WITH WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING. I HAVE A BOOK."

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Might need to show this to my class.

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I don’t even know I’m doing it, it just happens…

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The Prophecy Foretold 🔮

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It’s part of the job.

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Gonna be a bitch getting the smaller ones out

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Appreciating the Fall Colors. #Warframe #Captura #Warframecaptura

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#PPOD: NASA's Curiosity Mars rover used its Mastcam to capture this view of the Earth setting while Phobos, one of Mars's two moons, is rising. This is the first time an image of the two celestial bodies has been captured together from the surface of Mars. Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS 🧪 🔭

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Such a beautiful, ethereal evening. Venus, Jupiter, Mars amidst the dusk. Blackbird, Linnett, Song Thrush and Robin in full attendance.

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#VillageCricket

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It's hedge trimmers from now on. ✌️😂

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Food photography is not the most challenging subject, but its still possible to completely fuck up the timing. #SundayPixBadPhotos

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Great theme. Ok #SundayPixBadPhotos - how about this excellent shot of my mate’s band…

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Update on that UN vote, after French amendments were adopted, from a local perspective. Is that a glimpse of a backbone...? Fm @dailymaverick.co.za www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2025...

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Despite all odds, we, the people of Ukraine, are standing our ground and continuing to defend our people, our culture, our language, our faith, sovereignty and independence.

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Macron made Trump “the first president in history who had to be interrupted and corrected by an ally when the president of the United States was lying and lying about that ally” www.huffpost.com/entry/lawren...

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Have we been wrong about why #Mars is red⁉️ The Red Planet’s iconic colour has long been attributed to a dry rusty dust, but new research points to water-rich rust 👉 www.esa.int/Science_Expl... 🔭🧪 #planetaryscience #planetsci

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In essence, yep.

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Ethical and moral questions… Why is giving to charity noble and good, but creating a society that doesn't require charity is socialist and bad? Why is stealing bread considered wrong, but hoarding resources is celebrated (billionaires)? Why is ignorance given a platform but knowledge silenced?

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Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate! Also happy birthday to me

submitted 3 days ago • 58 comments

I can remember when all this was fields.

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Mind. Blown.

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Abandoned Settler Shack in Wonder Valley, California. Hard, ugly, mercilessly-unforgiving desert. The only available water had to be brought up from wells, and it was contaminated with arsenic.

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You are on top of the Fixed Service Structure, 300 feet above the bottom of the Flame Trench at Space Shuttle Launch Complex 39-B, Kennedy Space Center, Florida, on the boom of the Hammerhead Crane, which projects outward to the east of the main body of the FSS.

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US media speak: Unusual hand gesture - Nazi salute Unique style - batshit crazy Turbulent times - makes no sense Own agenda - breaking the law Standing firm - ignoring facts Hand picked - criminally loyal Difficult choices - Putin’s choice Hope it makes it easier to understand.

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This bladder stone was "cut by Jer. Callot from Thomas Murray at Paris, 8th May 1676" Removing bladder stones was very dangerous as surgeons had to cut into the perineum and then into the bladder. Survivors often kept the stone as a memento like this one.

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