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Chicago raconteur. Find me with iO, Second City, Ludo, Birdlady, Doogin & Justin, Fleeced, and the Alamo Drafthouse. Owner of Happy Underground Prod. Repped by DreamTeam Talent, Sponsored by Jeppson’s Malort. https://lnk.bio/jpar0

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I can’t believe I was so busy I missed #LetterboxdFriday! Ooops. Here’s my #LastFourWatched.

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I would once again like to remind you that I would be a pretty bodacious Pope, as this image from @jasonlevy.bsky.social in 2014 attests.

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Saturday! Catch Eiffel as Jim Henson at the Lincoln Lodge at 7p. #chicago #comedy #puppets Justin Parlette @ History Shmistory www.bandsintown.com/e/106486578?...

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Sometimes I remember to take a few moments and reflect on the fact that I’m doing some really awesome stuff with people I love and respect. If you had told me ten years ago that I’d produce a show that sold out Cole’s, I’d laugh. Tonight I sip my victory Malort after doing just that.

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TEXT POST TEXT POST TEXT POOOOOOOSSSSSSST!

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OK Internet, I need a mashup of “Sweet Caroline” and “Sweet Child O’ Mine.” Go!

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“put it on his fucking gravestone”

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Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

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Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

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DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

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FANTASTIC set with Birdlady tonight at iO. Catch us every Wednesday co-headlining the legendary Free Show at 7:30p!

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Having your character suddenly inject your personal identity in the middle of a scene because you’re unsure how to reply in character is bad improv.

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Tonight! Justin Parlette @ The Free Show featuring Dumb John and Birdlady www.bandsintown.com/e/106486343?...

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To the feckless, Democratic consultants, here’s a free one: buy a billboard highlighting Musk cutting the veterans suicide hotline program and have it placed across the street from Pete Hegseth’s favorite bar.

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Hi friends! I need a hand. I need some followers on my new Bandsintown page so I can unlock some new features. I’d sure appreciate it! Promise not to spam ya. Justin Parlette Tour dates www.bandsintown.com/a/15575817?c...

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Wanna keep track of my upcoming events? I made it easier. Just follow me on Bandsintown.

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I haven’t been paying attention to any of the awards shows or music videos recently, so forgive me for asking, but how long has Lady Gaga been in her H. R. Giger era? #snl50

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Gin and Juice hits different when it’s sung by a 53 year old. #snl50

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Awesome shows coming up!

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Eiffel is gonna be back in action THIS Saturday at The Lincoln Lodge Theater! They'll portray Jim Henson in History Shmistory! Get tickets here: www.eventbrite.com/e/history-sh... #chicago #comedy #puppetshow

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Still my favorite @letterboxd.social review I’ve written. #filmsky 🎥 #starwars

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I feel like Gen Z bringing back Creed is the canary in the coal mine for the return of measles and tuberculosis.

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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! #filmsky 🎥

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Please stop trying to treat the government, a service provider, like it needs to be a profitable business. We give it money to provide us protection from unchecked capitalism and enemies foreign and domestic. That’s it.

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Eiffel will portray Jim Henson in HISTORY SCHMISTORY at The Lincoln Lodge on 2/22. Get tickets here! www.justinparlette.com

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Now seated. #filmsky 🎥

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#filmsky 🎥

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I'm so disappointed in Apple for resuming its advertising on X. Absolutely not something Steve would have done.

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I was right.

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#snowday #filmsky

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A lot of friends have asked me about this in the past, and lamented the fact that they couldn't. Well, as of today, that's changed. You can now migrate purchases between AppleIDs.

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The snow has begun... about two hours earlier than forecasted. I'm expecting to be underwhelmed by the storm. It seems anytime they predict "massive" snowfall, we get a strong start, then it putters out.

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