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Well shoot. I missed this part. For 3 months out of the year, I work as Santa's stunt double, the rest of the year I'm undercover. Will add more later. 🎅
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My wife was laid off today by EA. She’s an awesome video game producer with more than two decades of experience. If anyone is in need or knows of anyone in need of a producer please DM me. Greatly appreciate any leads.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

The 🍊💩 is having the Resolute Desk refinished. I swear, one speck of gold leaf and Hell will be raised.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Things I did this week: 1) Scratched my ass for 3 hours 2) Watched YouTube videos of Cyber trucks getting totaled for 4 hours. That's some funny shit 3) Altered the Wikipedia entry for Big Balls, they're medium at best 4) Responded to your baby mammas for 6 hours. Fuck there's a lot 5) Your Momma

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Some Russian guy claims that the Tangerine Tyrant was recruited as a spy by the KGB in 1987. They gave him the nickname: Krasnov, meaning "the red one". Wouldn't surprise me one bit. Let's start calling him Krasnov from now on... Krasnov.

submitted 1 day ago • 444 comments

The phrase Ignorance is Bliss is depressing because it's too true.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Please help out a small business. These are some great products and you'll help a pretty nice person who really needs a bit of sunshine.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I know we're being told to be strong, to fight, but that's easier said than done for some. I'm facing the too real prospect of no employment not because I was a poor employee, in fact the opposite, but I was laid off with no open role to move into. I don't know how long I can go on.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Closing the app for a while. Between the shit happening in DC, my own slimming prospects for employment, and my current desire to step in front of a speeding bus, I need to log off.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Utah lawmakers want to ban Pride flags in schools and all public buildings. Obviously folks are fighting this bill, but one thing folks can do is sign up for a flag from Project Rainbow for Trans Day of Visibility next month. I'd love to drench Utah in flags. projectrainbowutah.org/updates-and-...

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments