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so. Suits LA was a total pile of dump good to know

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

feel there should be boring prizes at charity raffles, stuff to make life easier. i dont give a shit about overpriced knock off champagne. my suggestions: - pay my VED (road tax) upto £100 - £75 texaco gift card - 1 year NHS prescription pre-payment certificate - 1 month's house insurance

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

i was just described as a boris johnson groupie by someone i align with every day is full of surprises

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i love chatgpt so much

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

if the US, Russia, and China vanished right now, the doomsday clock would go back to half past istg life would be so much simpler

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

yes i’m having my frozen pizza with a side plate of garlic bread and bits that got stuck to the tray

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

don’t bother trying to convince me this isn’t the best single use bottle on the market

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

ayo i totally forgot to watch WWDC

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

now that’s a meal deal

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

yes i just asked over the counter “can i have some milk”

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I’d like to re-state my former statement

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

My dumbass just paid $9 for eggs

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

don’t think they got the memo

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

lovely

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

What’s the point of Laura Kuenssberg

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submitted 16 days ago • 288 comments

is this matt lucas or not…

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

anyone want one of these things

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

gta5 one of the most popular video games of all time 14 years down the line online, is so fucking slapdash it’s ridiculous how badly its made

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

perfect

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

you mean the generation that uses a social media platform thats been advertising trump like our saviour. shock

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump has just tried to send a plane full of immigrants to Mexico, who he is threatening to cripple with tariffs, and they have told him to fuck off. Well done Mexico.

submitted 32 days ago • 44 comments

NFL teams can’t use Bluesky

submitted 34 days ago • 41 comments

well, there’s still a war in ukraine donald trump failed the people, who’d have thunked it

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

these are just copypasta templates from some telegram group right.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

i think the greatest nazi equivalent to elon musk is that he also looks off his gourd on amphetamines

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

He forgot that the job does involve a lot more boring admin than he expected, all the work he pays people poultry salaries to do for him, he has to do himself

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

happy 53rd of January ugh.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

does he even know what YMCA (the song) is about.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

quietly not mentioning that trade tariffs massively contributed to the extent of the great depression. just repeating history

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

just answer the fucking question

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments