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jpear328.bsky.social
Enjoying life on the dry side of WA. Paramedic, serial hobbiest, dummy.
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I thought we figured this out a long time ago but any person who declares themselves king should be met with unlimited hostility. This isn't about anything in particular, this is just my politics.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

My millennial rainy day fund is just the same 50 dollars in my Venmo that my friends and I keep passing back and forth for pizza.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

so many people warned about exactly this for years and major papers preferred to publish scare pieces about trans girls playing sports

submitted 31 days ago • 34 comments

a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever

submitted 37 days ago • 219 comments

In the past week, I have streamed Backdraft and half a season of Station 19. Here are my critiques of the Los Angeles Fire Department’s wildfire response. 1/37….

submitted 45 days ago • 92 comments

Existentialist Firefighter Delays 3 Deaths theonion.com/existentiali...

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submitted 78 days ago • 7 comments

IT FUCKEN WIMDY

submitted 81 days ago • 117 comments

Hoping the United Healthcare shooting is the US version of the Shinzo Abe assassination.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

doctor: You were practicing spin kicks in the kitchen? me: yep doctor: and there was a pot of boiling water on the stove? me: right doctor: and you did a "Chun Li-style tornado kick and didn't even knock over the water"? me: yup doctor: Very cool. Let's get this shampoo bottle out of your ass.

submitted 86 days ago • 2 comments

I don't think it's ok to like any politician this much

submitted 89 days ago • 31 comments

This morning at Dunkin’ two older men ran into each other and had this conversation. OLDER MAN 1: Hey! How’s it going? OLDER MAN 2: “Sucks!!! What am I gonna lie to you?”

submitted 90 days ago • 9 comments

In hindsight, the name Hannibal Lecter is stupid writing. "Gotta solve this murder, better consult my psychiatrist Dr. Blurder!"

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

@iwriteok.bsky.social I think it's time for the Oprah episode.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

As the father of a newborn, my heart goes out to Maggie here.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Height limits and density limits aren't well-intentioned regulations, but just another form of legalized rent-seeking.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I think the reason that WA continues to move left in politics is people feel like they get a good ROI on their taxes. Roads are plowed quickly, infrastructure holds up well and we get a solid state response in times of crisis.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Re-upping these two posts. It doesn’t take many of us disobeying to become ungovernable. But if A LOT of us disobey in many, small ways, constantly, we can guarantee that we’ll be ungovernable.

submitted 101 days ago • 23 comments

My wife: kind of depressing that the sun goes down at 4pm. Me: weeds out the weak Wife: don't you have seasonal depression? Me: and I just take it because that's what it takes to live here.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Scorpion asks frog for second chance.

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Sko' zags!

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Don't ever tell me that being goofy is something I'm supposed to grow out of. Goofy is for life. I'll go to my grave goofy

submitted 238 days ago • 36 comments