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Did not have this headline on my 2025 bingo card. 😳🤕😐 H/t @mollyphelps.bsky.social for spotting this one

I'ma need three fingers up and a three fingers down emojis, like yesterday. #AllforCITY

Is the Apple coverage of the CITY game choppy for anyone else? Or is this just a fun Sunday night feature from my ISP?

I'm sorry, I thought we were putting America first. Best be renaming the language to American or you're a MAGA-ino who hates freedom!

I have four U.S. citizenships up for sale. Real good deal. $4.5M USD each. Smoke-free, vax-friendly, pet-friendly home. 5 stairs, porch pickup. Will simmer for a bit.

Realizing this morning how great those 3-4 hours at CITYPARK were last night. Not the result we wanted, obviously; but being at the park was so needed.

Home. #AllforCITY

Match Day! #AllforCITY

They must not have been motivated by making Canada the 51st state. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Alright, Kendrick, you got one job tonight. Do not fail us.

Travis Kelce in the locker room rn: "What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!..." But no, really, 28-3. Birds lost that one too.

Somehow that Seal commercial is competing.

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The bar for worst commercial has been set with that Martha Stewart abomination.

I have re-signed with the St Louligans for a 6th season.

RIP Tiktok.

The most unrealistic part of the Home Alone plot: Uncle Frank ain't sleeping that late. He's definitely waking up by 5 am to pee and not getting back to sleep.

Should we do a Bluesky giveaway? Let’s do it! 1️⃣ follow us 2️⃣ repost this That’s it. Spread it far and wide! One lucky winner gets a shirt from this stack mañana ⚽️