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Alex Honnold has the heel turn opportunity of a lifetime

“Your outie enjoys unusual baseball hats”

I really don’t think I can say the phrase “My heart goes out to [the subject]” any more. The nazis took the phrase forever. Damn.

The people demand hats!

I am become ketamine

@Underdog__Golf tweeted Brian Campbell if he wins https://t.co/cJxhm1hMgi

For a brief moment, Brian Campbell was the luckiest MFer on the face of the earth lmao. Congrats on winning the #MexicoOpen

NO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I don’t want to get ahead of myself but if the Eagles and Liverpool both win championships this year, I might reach my final (most annoying) form.

In all seriousness, to have 66% possession and maybe just like 1 or 2 real chances the whole game has got to be so demoralizing for Man City. Hat tip to Liverpool for the professional effort needed

GREAT GAME LIVERPOOL #LFC

NOW I HAVE BECOME MEME, DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Good Liverpool half, but I do get concerned when Trent gets dribbled past like 5 times in one half lol

It’d be cool if Liverpool chose to be good today 😎

The fact this is barely making headlines is crazy. Things go sideways even a little bit more than this it’s like 5 people shot dead …IN A HOSPITAL. Like this was a sicko taking hostages , shooting, specifically in the ICU. RIP to the fallen officer Andrew Duarte, truly heroic effort

Elon is so fucking dumb dude. If he wanted people to resign he should say: “Reply with the words ‘I resign effective immediately’ by Monday at 11:59PM , or else it will be assumed you resigned”

They can’t fire people en masse ??? So it’s assumed resignations ? Which I’m sure is ‘very cool and very legal’.

You guys think RFK Jr is going to ban the woke nonsense that is the Peppa Pig Health Check episode where Peppa gets vaccinated?

Liverpool nets +1 points after 26 MPs. We’ll take it!

Really need those Western Hams to play well today

It’s fucking bullshit Drew had to eat this roll up pin.

Reboot JAG as soon as possible

The Rock & Cody Rhodes going full White Lotus

I WASNT TOO FAR OFF WITH THIS

The Rock and Cody should kiss

It’d be funny if The Rock was just here to promote Body Armor drink or something

Rock v Cody v Punk Just announce it who cares

THE ROCK IS ON MUH TV

Been reading a positive habits book. Tells me to say I “get to” instead of “have to”. Like… “ I GET TO live through of the fascist collapse of the American empire” 🙌

Holy shit the Pitt trying to hit us with the most depressing episode possible

They should have McIntyre squash Jimmy Uso…but they probly figure it hurts Jey kind of by association

51st state? Nah. Canada just made us the 11th province