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The Brushing of the German Shepherd commenced this morning on the front steps. Now I have lovely clouds and clumps of hair swirling and dancing in the breeze! One could almost say a Tornado of Hair. My neighbors hate me 🤪

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Mood

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Mommy and daughter being all alike and shit

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Blegh

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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

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It’s 11 degrees outside. Dogs prefer to stay inside and Destroyah was sleeping on my foot. She woke up and moved to the couch and now my toes are cold again. 🥶 ❄️

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This is written by the bishop who stood up to Orange Voldemort. Everyone should be buying this. It's available on Amazon for $14. I'm an atheist and I'm buying it. #booksky

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It all becomes clear

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🎵 disassociation is my friend 🎵 numbness is how I survive 🎵 hello I guess I’m “crazy” now 🎵 this timeline sucks donkey balls 🎵 this is a great time for an asteroid to hit the White House 🎵 concentration camps are on my 2025 bingo card 🎵 Jesus come flip some tables 🎵 dammit. 🎵

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Trying to prepare for the next four years feels like prepping for a total collapse of American society. Oh, wait. It’s exactly that.

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Overheard at work today: “Covid isn’t real” “The war in Ukraine is faked” “Biden is a communist” These are from coworkers-not customers. I expect idiocy from the general shopping public, not them! Please help, I just don’t understand!!!!

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Working on 2025 bingo card: Asteroid strike. Nuke used in Ukraine. Trump dies on gold toilet. Liam Hemsworth is actually good in The Witcher. Pandemic 2.0 ?

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Even the Mormons know sometimes a soul is in the wrong body. Seriously, Mormons. Stfu Rowling.

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My grandparent’s gold/silver mine before my uncle sold the claim to a giant mining conglomerate. It’s probably a big hole in the ground now, but I hope not

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God fucking dammit. Lost Whamaggeddon. Thanks CNN! Bastards.

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The sound of blessed silence 🐶

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Plus side: I’m still playing Whamaggeddon!

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Xmas music retail hell #1 spot goes to Lowe’s! Playing all the big Xmas hits by the worst possible cover artist. No one needs to hear slowed-down low-keyed Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.

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Medusa didn’t really like being outside

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Every little bit helps when trying to take down a notorious wage thief!

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DID YOU KNOW that you can get a well reviewed stun gun on Amazon (or wherever) for <$30 and/or a high-powered pepper spray device with UV tracking dye for about $10 apiece - and furthermore, did you know that holidays are approaching and that these things fit inside stockings for women of all ages

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Finally got a filbert! 🌱

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Road Dog

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They never should’ve given me free reign with decor

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My bank account HURTS

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Looked good for a day! We got a lot of beautiful coleus this year.

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It was probably a bad idea to name a puppy after this dude

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I think I’m hilarious but I have to keep explaining the joke

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bsky.app/profile/jgow... Yup

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I should be repotting some plants but this puppy is eating so I have to stay here indefinitely

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Milk coma

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Puppies!

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PUPPIES!!!!

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Why did my store get these? Taro plant, native in Hawaii. I don’t know if the plant people know, but we are located in IDA Freaking HO.

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Jeremiah pulled it out from under the old fence, but apparently it’s “mint!”

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Bwahahahahahahahahaha, enjoy prison you giant douche canoe!

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My store manager seriously thought it was Memorial Day 2.0 today, wanted everyone to wear something patriotic and “remember the soldiers.” Her brain must be a black hole cause I feel my brain cells spaghettifying when she talks.

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