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34. I put words on your screen. San Francisco 49ers writer for Niner Noise/Fansided and 49ers Webzone. Music writer for Spill Magazine, New Noise Magazine and Emerging Rock Bands. See https://www.clippings.me/jporterdoes
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That was, quite honestly, Slot's magnum opus so far. Clear plan to soak up a lot of pressure but it was a clear plan and it worked - it always felt like we had them at arms length. v few clear cut chances

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First in a series of articles I'll be doing for Manchester Punk Festival focuses on Filthy Militia. www.manchesterpunkfestival.co.uk/mpf-first-ti...

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Seeing Frank Turner post about his 3000th show and realising I actually spoke to him for an interview less than 12 months ago is a really cool realisation that just choked me up a bit Sorry for the self indulgence x

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I don't think it was a penalty btw but having given one I'm not sure how you overturn that. Wasn't 'clear and obvious' at all.

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Everton that

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Worst I've seen Gravenberch and Macallister play in this 2nd half

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Keep giving the other team the ball, they punish you

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Simon Hooper has just completely lost control of this game. I don't know what's a foul, what's a yellow, nothing.

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My first article for the Manchester Punk Festival has gone up - looking at the ten year anniversary of MPF and people's best memories so far. Enjoy! www.manchesterpunkfestival.co.uk/ten-years-of...

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Arsenal: *does anything* Liverpool fans:

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Anyone know when Everton’s open top bus parade is for a 2-2 draw that saw Liverpool *extend* their league at the top of the table? Don’t want to get caught up in the traffic.

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

I have rarely seen a senior player with such obvious talent play as poorly against lesser opposition as Diaz has today. Absolute, total, crap.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Love Elliott but he's done himself absolutely no favours today. See also Chiesa, Diaz, Jota, et al

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Conor Bradley is some footballer

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Surprising how much better your counter attacks get with an actual 9 who can hold the ball up and pass it.

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Likely going to have to take MacAllister off before the crowd gets him sent off

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I like him but please take Szoboszlai off, he's a disaster area today.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Offside, sure, but that's a warning. Szoboslai has been atrocious. #LFC

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Soft penalty IMO but considering how rarely we get those sorts of decisions I'll take it. Big lead as it's been a good battle so far. #LFC

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome back, Robert. You and the #49ers have some things to do. #fttb ninernoise.com/urgent-items...

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youtu.be/U_JFLb1IItM?... "Chiesa" #LFC

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@hellosweetcharlie.bsky.social REEEEEEEEEEEWWWRRRR

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Sorry, #49ers fans - there's one NFC Championship loss I still can't get over. #fttb ninernoise.com/nfc-champion...

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I think this is the sequence where the NFL finally goes 'OK, we need to ban the Tush Push'

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely perfect bang slant by the Commanders, you really really don't see that very often.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Triple H running knee to Endo, yellow card. Heh?

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I definitely feel like the only 49ers fan who isn't delighted we hired Robert Saleh lol

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

In fact, to be honest, I'm pretty down on the whole #49ers coaching search. Things look a little brighter than last week when I wrote of the obsession with poor internal candidates. No Sorenson and Staley is definitely progress. #fttb ninernoise.com/49ers-rumore...

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Re-hiring Robert Saleh to me just feels a bit 'meh' from the #49ers. He's never, ever, ever led a top defense without top talent. He hasn't got that right now. #FTTB ninernoise.com/robert-saleh...

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Bring back 2000/2010s indie I want genuinely unhinged shit like Pete Doherty breaking into Carl Barats house in the news again

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

What the hell is this #49ers coaching search? #fttb ninernoise.com/49ers-rumore...

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