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Just a reminder that the best way to respond to high concert ticket prices is to go down to the venue on the night of the show and simply punch your way in.

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Feel free to send me your address and phone number. I feel like making your life a living hell.

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The UN has just declared this to be the best type of social media comment: Person A: (posts an angry rant) Person B: Why don’t you tell us how you really feel! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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If anyone’s thinking about jumping through my living room window and dumping a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi over my head, now’s the time to do it.

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Fun fact: Small Wonder is the only show in TV history in which every person who ever worked on it ended up killing themselves.

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I’m convinced that at least half of the people on LinkedIn are just Roger’s personas from American Dad.

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Unpopular opinion: Prince's guitar solo on "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" was actually a clarinet solo.

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I like Bluesky posts that are historical AND full of murderous rage.

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Is it too much to ask that all of my posts get seen by millions of people while everyone else's posts are seen by no one?

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My older brother gave me the best advice a boy could get when I was 13: always bring a blowtorch, a pound of hash, and two knives to a hot knife fight.

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Anyone got a ventriloquist dummy I could borrow?

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When I don’t have any relatable content to post here, I try to post something poignant. And if I can’t come up with anything poignant, I usually just talk about diarrhea.

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I only recently realized that letting a group of billionaires hunt me for sport isn’t such a bad thing.

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Bon Scott might be the only singer in rock history to have a voice like a squeaky shoe on a hardwood floor.

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Just curious: is there a MasterClass course for guillotine repair/maintenance?

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The best part about North Korea joining forces with the US is seeing the looks on their little malnourished faces when Kid Rock agrees to become the first western musician to perform at the Decapitation Dome in Pyongyang.

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The US hockey team lost for one simple reason: they let Donald Trump into their lives.

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My favourite Lee Greenwood deep cut is “America Can Suck My Cock” off his 25th—and best—album “9/11 Rules!”

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Have you ever taken footage of two seven year old kids fighting in the schoolyard and put The Love Boat theme over it? It totally syncs up.

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I love the line from "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" where Gordon Lightfoot describes the doomed ship as "coming back from some mill in Wisconsin." It gives off "high school student who finished his homework three minutes before class started" vibes.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t wait for spring to arrive so that I can pull the old milk crate full of softballs out of my closet and subject my neighbourhood to my own unique brand of retributive justice.

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If you remember when Cherry Coke came out in 1985, you weren’t there, man…

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