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Dad, cyclist, triathlete, fireman. In that order. Proud Puerto Rican. Not so proud American. Send memes.
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Português is my default language that I will speak in an attempt to not interact with people. Everyone knows basic Spanish, but the awkward silence that follows "Eu não falo inglês" is just *chefs kiss*...

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Debí tirar más fotos antes de que murieron Ahora estoy solo y siempre llorando. Thanks Benito for...opening that depressing can of worms. 😭😭😭🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 #DTmF #badbunny #boricua #diasporican

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

At the National Fire Academy this week getting prepared for the next step in my career. Here stands a cold, quiet reminder: "Do. Good. Work."

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

A STATE'S RIGHT TO DO WHAT???????

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Fine. I'll start up a new Skyrim campaign. "My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

2025 me is going to walk into every room like I was sent by God as divine punishment.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Relevant tiktok

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Joker 2. What the fuck did I just watch?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Randomly finding a koozy that belongs to someone else in your home and then texting them ransom photos. "You'll never see this again Laura! Hahahahaha!!!"

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Ok fine Bruno Mars. I'll watch Attack on Titan. Right after I finish the entirety of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Also, why is Josuke such an asshole to his mom?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Things that live rent free in my head - an ex girlfriend's mom showing me a cookbook she had that was basically "a modern Christian Woman's guide to cooking for negroes" that she got from her grandmother. Allegedly, we like blueberries in gelatin. I know she meant well but...yikes.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Fresh and clean and happy #Ladybird

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Chelsea Green is a mashup of Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99. I will not elaborate and you cannot change my mind. #WWE #Brooklyn99

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Things I heard at the grocery store part 1. "If I wanted to argue all day long I would have stayed with your mother!" - random man to his visibly agitated son

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Jackson was absolutely a grimy Indiana dude for real. Imagine strutting up into a man's house, hitting the griddy while singing about how you used to get down with his wife, and then turning into sand and disappearing? Fuckin diabolical.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

TODAY’S UNREQUESTED ADVICE …is it good advice? did you like it? Give it a 💙and please RP😘😘

submitted 80 days ago • 1258 comments

I remember when my son was born was the moment I became excessive with #PuertoRicanPride. Remembering that schools will teach him a very bigoted version of history, I realized I owed it to him to teach and show our history. My obit will read "brother, father, proud Boricua" and I think that's cool.

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