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Old man shouting at clouds here but the quality of apples lately is shite. Pack of 6 and 4/5 of them are battered every time.

Radio 2 are playing courteeners. What is happening

Ice cream van doing the rounds in this. It’s got to just be a front for drug dealing at this point 😂

Half of teenagers now looking like this kids bedroom from the early 2000s since these spot plasters have become a thing

Lewis Skelly doing Haalands celebration. You love to see it.

Being gaslit into thinking this is the best we can hope to see with our squad is just unacceptable. #dcfc

Watching my team sleep walk to league one playing some of the worst football I’ve ever seen at pride park with a manager that will play square pegs in round holes rather than give any of the younger lads a sniff. #dcfc

Found out me and Laura are having a baby boy this morning. Look at him putting his thumb up to the camera 😂

People arguing on ‘carnivore recipes for beginners’ on Facebook is my new hobby. People judging folks for occasionally eating fruit whilst they’re strictly animal products only, ignoring the fact that carnivores don’t tend to use heavy cream or butter in the wild 😂

That from Alexander was the worst round table performance since King Arthur decided to fight the battle of Camlann.

This is a slow and painful death. We are down. #dcfc

Exam boards should have special cases for when students have clearly done the right work but their calculator was set to radians not degrees etc. It wouldn’t be hard to do.

If we beat Leyton Orient Man City are next 😂 has a team ever got into triple digits before

Just a normal day on X 😂 What utter nonsense.

If you’ve recently moved up to SLT, what do you wish you’d have done in the 2 years prior to help prepare you? Or what are you glad you did in the 2 years prior?

Why aren’t the media regulators all over this sort of shit?

Andrew Norfolk, the retired reporter who uncovered the grooming scandal in Rotherham, has spoken to @thetimes to “put the record straight” about Elon Musk’s wild claims about the PM's time as director of public prosecutions.

Look at this pair!

We are going down this season. A real shame but we just don’t have the quality needed at this level. #dcfc

This season of traitors. Already so annoying. Stop bursting into tears it’s a game.

Put cereal in a bowl, decide I’ll sort the cat litter trays out before sitting down to eat, come back to the bowl. Both cats face down in bran flakes and honey. Shambles.

Only positive so far today is we’re only one down. Not a single player comes out looking good as it stands. Pass completion must be about 20%

2024 was a year of highs and lows. Leaving a brilliant dept to take a step down. Starting a new role and enjoying my work life balance. Losing our brilliant, beautiful cat Piper. Adopting two new kittens from squalor. And finally finding out I’m going to be a dad. Fingers crossed for 2025 🤞

Is there a single player that Slot hasn’t improved at Liverpool? What was Klopp farting about at last year?

Let’s hear what @barryglendenning.bsky.social thinks of this report here on his favourite football club owner. @maxrushden.bsky.social @talksportradio.bsky.social

Merry Christmas all. Mine and Laura’s last as a two ❤️

Guess which derby match I’m missing got my Christmas do. Trffic

Dear secondary maths friends in the East Midlands… do any of you fancy a new job? I have one coming up at the loveliest school. DM for details.