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Anyone else notice the longer Elon is around the more he dresses like a villain in a bad 90s cop movie?

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Governor Janet Mills I salute you. Standing up to bullies is the only way.

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Hear me out- Dollar General is the Waffle House of discount stores.

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Literally gonna drag my friends youtu.be/opFku3R2xTU?...

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Listen breeders. Stop posting cute videos of your spawn being adorable and sweet and cuddly. I don't want/need/can't afford one of them or their therapy! (Don't stop. They're so CUTE)

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A fun feature of Autism is that you can see someone's house is going to catch fire based on their pattern of falling asleep with lit cigarettes in their mouth. Then you get to experience their anger, you would say such a thing only for their house to catch fire because of a lit cigarette.

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I'm two and forty and just realized there is no reason I can't sleep/work inside a blanket fort. I'm shook.

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No one depresses me like my own thoughts. Keeping it in house since 85!

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Watching more Steve. I mean he's 15. She's 21. She found out then got pregnant with his kid. I cannot with humanity. And they have a baby!?

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Parent literally had eye surgery this morning and wants to drive this afternoon. I said no. Her response? "I mean your aunt is legally blind and she drives." "What? Wait, which aunt?"

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My face is my face. Which is why I tell my boss that me being on camera during meetings is a bad idea. Because if I think "You don't even believe that lie" my face says "YOU DON'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT LIE YOU DUMB HO!!!!!" It's how she betrays me daily.

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The only thing better than a decent, clever man is a decent clever man that is well dressed.

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Rule for the neurospicy in the arena: Don't judge life when you're burnt out. I know it's like 'Duh sis' but really don't. When you're burnt out you're not even in your life. You're just not. So don't judge it from afar.

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The fucked up part of having friends who work for school districts? Snow days.

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The Rockers may be returning to Cleveland? I mean I dont like playing basketball, but I'll support women from a hopefully warm and cozy seat with beer service.

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Watching a grown man build a cabin in the woods with basic tools he fashioned and the nature around him. I get mad when my DD driver leaves food on the first step making me put on pants to get food. We're not the same.

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Apparently when looking for a spouse you need to have more than just 'appreciates tacos for the gifts from heaven they are' and 'fixes broke shit'. Who knew?

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I judge locations not by crime or the school districts, but the ease of which I can get food delivered to me at indiscriminate hours.

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I don't know what kinda woman I thought I'd be by now, but I knew for sure I'd be the reason my husband's therapist could afford to send his kids to college out of state.

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Someone said Drake makes “where my hug at?” music and I can’t unsee it

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I need a doorbell that makes the lights flash for my bedroom door. That way family members will stop standing in the door waiting for me to turn my head and scare 4 months off my life

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Yeah I'm that bitch.

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Okay it wasn't like I wasn't already a fan but then Sabrina did THIS with the G.O.A.T. I love it. youtu.be/YiQ7qiL73aI?...

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It's not too late to get her what she wants for Valentine's Day- Book dick. Get her a dirty, filthy book. Just nasty. You'll both thank me.

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I'm not saying Kendrick Lamar should be president, but we should let him plead his case

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Current obsession is watcjing white dudes go out into the wilderness and build shelters to survive in nature.

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4 day weekend and a couple of dollars in my hand?

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Work from home bonus (Middle Edition)- All my coworkers are plush. Just me and these squishmallows checking email.

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Jolene is such a great song.

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I love this

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Spell check fail of the day- Unicorn Destuction was corrected to Uncircumcised Destruction. Which frankly is the best Jewish heavy metal band name ever.

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(((SIGHS LOUDLY IN SOUL CRUSHING)))

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I go back and forth from "WTF did he do now?" and "I'm done paying attention; just tell me when he's dead."

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This administration got me stress smoking at least once a week. That's so depressing

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That halftime performance yesterday probably still got Drake and the colonizers shook. And I love that for them.

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-47 got that one two punch at the Super Bowl. How sad for him to know just a small section of us could hate on him live and in person, but millions of us got to watch it.

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I stand with the trans community. Pass it along.

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There is a child who goes by Big Balls with access to my social. This is why I breathe into a bag lately.

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Why do people ask you what you want and then get offended by your answer? I just want squishmallows and silence. Jesus and Mary

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Build shows are an old comfort for me. But now, no matter how many times I watch a grown man use his finger to smooth caulk, I'm still horrified by that texture on your bare finger. I could never.

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I just fell in love with this guy's remodel on YouTube. I mean, I wanna live there too, but he'd want rent or a commitment or something like that, and I'm not that in love.

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When I said I liked it rough I didn't mean my entire life.

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As we gear up for the Super Bowl, let us not forget that event sees a rush of sex work attached to it. Not all those who participate do so freely. Be aware.

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Seems like my chin hairs don’t give a shit who’s president.

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