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Liberal, crotchety. Half of my followers in the other place were "HOT RUSSIAN GIRLS IN YOUR AREA!" Hopefully here I can branch out to Belarus.
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submitted 13 hours ago • 127 comments

Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate theonion.com/heaven-...

submitted 13 hours ago • 29 comments

I hate cleaning my bathtub. The barnacles help me keep my footing as I get older.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I look at my shadow on the ground and feel bad for the light molecules that traveled 93 million miles only for me to keep them from hitting the ground in the last 6 feet. (Alright, 5' 10 1/2", fuck off.)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This administration should bring back metal-tipped lawn darts.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So, apropos of nothing, what's the best type of wood with which to construct a guillotine? Birch? Maybe ash?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

No more coffee at 9pm. Fuck me.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

He wants a government that turns a profit (even though they're not designed that way). How long before we move to subscription-based police and fire services?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Can we please stop referring to what DOGE is doing as "cutting costs"? There's no analysis. It's just gouge and hack.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Wordle 1,337 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Today's weird seems fitting.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Jalen Carter Flees Scene In Parade Float theonion.com/jalen-c...

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Let's count ourselves lucky. He could have changed the name to Gulf of Trump.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Okay. This one got me.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Wordle 1,329 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Gonna go buy a lottery ticket. Brb.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

If you have a foot fetish DON'T date a ballerina.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

No news is good news, I guess.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Wordle 1,310 X/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sonofabitch

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

submitted 37 days ago • 267 comments

Hey maga, are you cool with the firefighters using masks or is that too woke for ya?

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submitted 46 days ago • 135 comments

I know it's time to dust when the cat walks behind the TV and comes out a different color.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Occasionally tenants in my building will leave items in the lobby with a "FREE" sign attached. Here's my question: what kind of lunatic takes the item but leaves the sign behind? Quick left turn into conspiacyville: shit went funky as soon as they fired up the Large Hadron Collider in 2012.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

32 years sober today. Probably cured by now, yeah?

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments