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A thing I admire about billy corgan is he heard his voice and was like I'm going to be the lead singer of a band and people are going to enjoy listening to this and he was right

another Nazi salute at CPAC

okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

It was kinda shoehorned in and didactic as a plot point on this week’s episode of The Pitt but I’m glad it lead me to learn about something really cool

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

when the crowd cheers for the Nazi salute, what you have is a crowd full of Nazis

A Nationalist, “although endlessly brooding on power, victory, defeat, revenge,” wrote Orwell, tends to be “uninterested in what happens in the real world.” A patriot, by contrast, wants the nation to live up to its ideals, which means asking us to be our best selves. On Tyranny, pg 113

The FBI has only ever had Republican directors. Trump illegally forced out the last two FBI directors for not being Republican enough. Today, Senate Republicans let him appoint a new FBI director who posted an AI video of himself chainsawing Democrats’ heads off

Can we have one good thing please? This sucks.

Did our President just pull a why are you hitting yourself with Ukraine?

Curious to know what Elon thought about Apartheid as he was living through it. He gives off vibes like “yeah, this is really great, I really am better than them.”

Mugger (pointing gun at my friend): Give me your wallet Me (helpfully): Calm down he's just trolling

I forget the actual wording but there was a great tweet about how the Democrats are like a band that just spends all of every show telling the crowd to calm down.

It’s clear that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are breaking the law and must be stopped. If we don’t—we could lose everything: our country, our democracy and our constitution. We must continue to take it to the Courts, to Congress, and to our Communities. We must keep making noise!

New — Edward "Big Balls" Coristine of DOGE now has digital access to the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), an agency source has confirmed to me.

The moral arc of the universe is meh

CALIFORNIA — ex NFL punter Chris Kluwe arrested for civil disobedience protesting at the city council in Huntington Beach, where the council planned a “MAGA” display on a plaque at the library. Context: www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

ICYMI — “Elon Musk reposted an image from an account claiming to show ‘migrants storming a Birmingham hospital’, but people have pointed out it was actually just a scene from a Batman film.” www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/elon-mu...

A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."

when you die they tell you about all the posts you swore you'd remember and didn't write down that would have done really well

“At least Russia has elections” Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999. If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.

Fantastic, now a kid named Xx_FortniteGod420_xX will be evaluating my personal emails.

We wanted them to have healthcare and a high paying job and a planet to live on and freedom. They want us to suffer. The parties are not the same.

Ok that made me laugh

You would think I mean that, Google, but sadly, I do not

That’s how you write a headline, people.

Billy Joel didn’t start that fire and Ukraine didn’t start the war. Those in charge want you to hate the victim but that’s what murderers are for

Coups? No you must mean coops— as in that joker ought to be putting them all over the south lawn he talked about eggs so much

Musk just posted a photo on X that supposedly showed migrants with axes and knives taking over a hospital, but the photo turned out to be a screen shot from the movie Dark Knight Rises.

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

The Washington Post refused to run this ad. Sure would be a shame if it went viral.

I hope my warlord is a kind man

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

The NYT editorial board thinks it would be “more appropriate” to remove Adams through a process designed for physical incapacity and requiring the assent of his own appointee(s) rather than the governor straightforwardly exercising power she has for this purpose

thehill.com/media/514849...

DOGE would only make sense right now if they were out investigating what can be done about bird flu at chicken farms, but instead they’re firing the people who investigate what can be done at a chicken farms

February 1933 German newspaper editorial. (Please read, editors of New York Times and WSJ)

when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances

The Gulf of Mexico should only be changed to “All Your Kids Will Be Stung By Small Jellyfish and No One Is Emotionally Prepared for That” or just leave it as is

This is part of the problem with putting guys like Richard Spencer on CNN and doing soft-focus "nazi next door" features -- it normalizes this stuff. 15 years ago this would have been an earth-shattering scandal and Washington would have ground to a halt over it.

seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism