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San Diego puts the dagger into the Galaxy’s heart in stoppage time. 2-nil

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Suck it Galaxy as San Diego scores its first ever MLS goal. San Diego 1 - LA Galaxy 0

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Chants of “We want five! We want five” can be heard coming from Seattle… #PORvVAN

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Over the last 150 minutes between the Portland Timbers and Vancouver Whitecaps: Vancouver 9-0 Portland

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Make that four dude.

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Love that 0.00 xG for Portland Timbers. #PORvVAN

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This was the ultimate geopolitical goal of Vladimir Putin: to break off the United States from Europe. Trump is doing Putin's work for him at the expense of the United States.

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Watching Portland Timbers fall apart is making me smile. Take it to them Vancouver. #PORvVAN

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Miller commits the DOGSO, doesn’t win the ball, then when White gets up Miller dives in again and doesn't get the ball on another challenge THAT WOULD’VE BEEN A PK. Basically daring the ref to swallow his whistle twice in three seconds. Incredible scenes.

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Own goal equalizer. Ragen’s miscontrol caused the scramble, but Yeimar gets the final touch.

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MLS is so back. Rodrigues scores and has to carry a pitch invading child back to his seat before restarting. San Jose Earthquakes up 3-0 on Real Salt Lake now, and they look like a legit strong team in Bruce Arena’s debut.

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Brilliant team play should have resulted in a Sounders goal. But the keeper had a strong hand to it.

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JORDAN MORRIS HAS TIED THE CLUB SCORING RECORD WITH 86 CAREER GOALS! 🫡

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Okay the goals are great. Love them even. But can try defense settle down? #ebfg

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Once again Morris!!! Sounders retake the lead. 2-1 #ebfg

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"Nouhou trying to get it in the backdoor with Morris"

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Terrible defending costs the Sounders. 1-1 #ebfg

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Looks like he “saved” it from past the line in the replay. Too bad Yeimar was offside.

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Georgi + Jordan 😍 JMoSmooooth scores the first goal of our 2025 MLS campaign! 👏

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Frei one howler per season? #ebfg

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Georgi to Morris! Beautiful goal! ⚽️💙💚 #ebfg

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This ref is already losing the plot. #ebfg

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‘The entire world will tremble at your might.’ @weareecs.bsky.social

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Great job @weareecs.bsky.social Tifo looked great! #ebfg

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a lot of people rn are like "I voted for the You're Fired guy and then he fired me, what the hell!"

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After about 10 appetizers it’s time for the main meal. Sounders time! 🙌💙💚 #ebfg

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Never in my most pessimistic moments did I expect the response to modern biotechnology saving countless lives in a pandemic to be a powerful elite captured by a conspiracy theory and dismantling our defenses against the next one out of some misguided notion of revenge

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Messi magic bails out Miami once again. Nice chip and finish by Segovia too. #MIAvNYC #mls

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The MLS transfer record was broken twice this winter: 🟠 FC Cincinnati signed Kevin Denkey for $16.2m 🔴 Atlanta United signed Emmanuel Latte Lath for $22m Latte Lath has a brace and Denkey scored as well (after scoring in CCC play midweek). Both wins. Instant impact.

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Yedlin assist! 🙌 #CINvNYRB

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Jordi Alba will want that one back. #mls

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MLS 360 coming in clutch today

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25 minutes into this slate of matches and MLS is already in #mlsafterdark form.

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The Chicago Fire are indeed still the Chicago Fire. #mls

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everything is a conspiracy if, like david sacks, you are a fucking idiot

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: an administration (and its supporters) who believe that they are not limited by the rule of law have no moral or philosophical claim to the protection of the rule of law. “The law is whatever we say it is” warrants the same in response.

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More: UW Medicine would lose between $90 million and $110 million in funding if the NIH funding cuts — by capping indirect costs at 15 percent — were to take effect, per court documents. A federal judge has since granted a temporary restraining order halting the policy change.

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Eric Adams sold out this city to get the Trumps to fix his personal problem, simple as that.

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Is this the first time a president has been elected by promising to raise prices?

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