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jubalwrites.bsky.social
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Life was so exciting waiting for Spotify wrapped. But now that I have it everything is so empty. What’s the point anymore

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The shit going down in georgia is honestly insane. And I hope everyone is safe and the resolution we all want is made. But do yall like go to work the next day or what???

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

More and more I find myself waiting for the days to end. God how I love the evening

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone explain to me what’s going on in Georgia right now?

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I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now

submitted 82 days ago • 35 comments

I wish I had extra eyes So even when I’m asleep I can see the constant Rhythms of life But I must reconcile With my own two eyes That don’t seem to work That well

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The only constant in life Was the stove And moms cooking With all the constant moving From the sea to the desert Mom was always at the stove

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oh fuck what if christmas falls on friday the 13th one year

submitted 83 days ago • 34 comments

If I’m not supposed to feed cats lasagna why do they like it so much 🤨

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TikTok lives are a lawless wasteland filled with despair and agony

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I wish I could soak up life With a piece of blotter paper Or if I could pin it back Like a piece of hair Maybe I wouldn’t feel so stupid When I cry And have just a little more time

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Winter is here And with it the end Of yet another long but very short year I wonder if I’ve succeeded in anything I wanted to accomplish I stare at my puke in the toilet Hoping I find God in it

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The future is undefined The past lumps together I can hardly remember it l'm constantly wondering If that’s good or bad I hope I remember the future

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When I die spread my ashes in my favorite thrift store

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

We as a society need to figure out an easier way to put fitted sheets on

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If I put my sheets on and they’re still barely wet will I die

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If orcas could walk on land we wouldn’t be in charge

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My will is just gonna be a list of off putting and bad jokes I want read out at my funeral

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

“Would you do this to you 3rd @ for $500 million” man there are very few things I wouldn’t do for $23 and a mcchicken

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Vapes came into existence when the lord realized we needed to be able to smoke weed in someone’s bathroom without them knowing

submitted 85 days ago • 6 comments

We should do verification based on how many times you’ve given money to street performers

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My Spotify wrapped was 75,478 minutes of your mom moaning in my ear

submitted 85 days ago • 6 comments

Is airplane mode real or is it another liberal lie. Let me know

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I hate the movie clips on tik tok but I can’t stop watching them. I need help

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I forget that blue whales are real and then I’m reminded of their existence and live in fear

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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

submitted 86 days ago • 539 comments

If you don’t know what to do with your life just watch Instagram reels like your life depends on it

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Whatever God’s plan is for me it does not include LinkedIn I know that

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12 hours into the appendectomy the surgeon sobbed as he pulled the 75th appendix out of the clown. There was no end in sight.

submitted 85 days ago • 17 comments

They played YMCA every time I attended a Mormon dance. Always felt a little weird

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