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jubilescent.bsky.social
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it’s slobbering time

jack go make eggs ok fine

i died in my dream i refuse to believe this is anything other than the afterlife ask me anything

i really gotta get more active on here

what do you do when you wanna kill someone but you can’t

i’m convinced nothing on the internet is real

i want to be a whale shark it would bring me real happiness

i want groupchats on here

good morning

is anyone here bello

thought this was announcing her death

personally i think eating cold pizza is a criminal offense

Jack

before i left last night

Wish i picked this up

In bed and legs are sore I really don’t care Any more

apparently I have a husband

every now and then i get a burrito

not sure what to post here so me with my dog

Beef tartare can get it

sky not really blue

when it requires two flushes and you gotta hit the shower after

Got some bluee goin on

A pregnant woman never drinks alone

Skittles do not get enough hype

I’m a fat fantasy

Just saw someone here use the term “reblog” this feels like home

I have got to stop following people just because im attracted to them

I love doing whatever i want and i will never stop

anal backwards spells god

Some days i feel like peter others i feel like lois

Are there rules on here or can i tell people to kill themselves if i dont like them

Was high at a restaurant and dumbfounded by the concept of humans capitalizing on our basic needs

To bath or not to bath …

shop by hole

Sometimes the inner voice is encouraging calling for you to run those final few yards

IT HAPPENED OH MY GODDDDDD SONG OF THE DECADE IDC

how joining this app feels