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juche4usa.bsky.social
A Comrade of the People fighting to spread the TRUTH against the enemies of our Dear Leader who tirelessly golfs to bring Joy, Wealth, and Prosperity to Our Glorious People. Follow the #JucheUSA and your happiness will be eternal.
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Tip #5 One who keeps steadfast to the Will of Dear Leader and follows #JucheUSA never need fear exile to Salvadoran gulags. Such reeducations are limited to those do not surrender their mind and soul to His Wisdom.

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Dear Leader exerts supremacy over all. Loyal Deputy and Minister of Eyeshadow and Couch Fornication is merely posing a philosophical challenge to those lost in confusion about His Wisdom and Power. Answers will be recorded and analyzed.

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Many apologies for my absence. I must confess that I looked longingly at an extra bean Dear Leader delivered to another and a moment of doubt about His Wisdom in Our allocation required a refresher in El Salvador. I have been refreshed with steadfast resolve to only follow The One Path #JucheUSA

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Loyal Deputy and Minister of Scotch, Runes-etched-in-skin, and Missiles has many duties in service of Dear Leader. Sometimes, he can spare only a Zoom call for his responsibilities. www.thedailybeast.com/pete-hegseth...

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Loyal Deputy and Minister of Scotch, Runes-etched-in-skin, and Missiles reacts to the threats that @karaoke-god.bsky.social has brought to our attention. He weeps at that bloodshed the insolent foreign devil penguin devils of @heardislandgov.bsky.social call upon themselves.

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We had trade agreements around the world. We broke them. Now we have to renegotiate, in a rush, without expertise, with countries who know their interests and who cannot trust us. Here’s how that puts America First. by Peter Navarro

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Ever more, those who toil in their "legal work" recognize that such endeavors are no more than seeking to properly interpret the will of Dear Leader and guide our People on the path to following #JucheUSA One must swim with the current of the Great Flood or be doomed to drown in it.

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Tip #3 Remember that all Inflections are but a Reflection of the wisdom of our Dear Leader. You are never lost if your north star is #JucheUSA

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Loyal Deputy Broke Rickrolling, Minister of Additional Subsidies to Our Thriving Farmers, says thank you to Dear Leader. Such is #JucheUSA. Do you not also want to feel the joy and prosperity so many blessed with a personal audience experience?

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Domination voting machines are known to be highly inaccurate, as they often underreported Dear Leader's 100% approval. Loyal Deputy and Minister of Illicit Drugs and Pillows will soon see Dear Leader deliver his deserved vengeance! www.dallasnews.com/business/202...

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Comrade Usha, troubled by doubt, asked her husband, Senior Deputy #3 JD Vance, "What does #JucheUSA even mean?"

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These are easy questions for the followers of #JucheUSA. Does your thought acknowledge the genius of Dear Leader and give thanks to His generosity? This is not a thoughtcrime. Does it not? This is a thoughtcrime.

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Occasional skeptic @dieworkwear.bsky.social has begun to understand the unimaginable power of our Dear Leader! The unfortunate few who have doubts should seek to emulate his thirst to understand, but, know that it is far easier to trust in #JucheUSA Do not trouble yourself will the longer path.

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Glimpses of nirvana come to those of #JucheUSA in those brief moments when we grasp the usually incomprehensible wisdom and genius of our Dear Leader. We should all seek those moments of zen that Deputy Schatz has been fortunate enough to find.

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Even the foreign devil press recognizes the elegant efficiency of #JucheUSA. Trusted Deputy Bezos delivers you joy and prosperity while using the wisdom of Dear Leader to create systems for Most Trusted Deputy Lyons! Say Thank You! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

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Tip #3 The sweat of your toils and the tears of the WRECKERS may be combined to create a healthy and refreshing beverage. Gatorade for #JucheUSA

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Many fortunate comrades are given the opportunity to touch the glory of our Dear Leader!

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