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judahlargent.bsky.social
Just a spicy little trans public defender with loads of weird hobbies.
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First you're going to fry some bacon. Then you take sliced potatoes plus whatever and fry that in the bacon grease. Follow me for more recipe ideas.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I'm really mad at evolution: 1) I did not get a prehensile tail. 2) I did get anxiety.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

About once a decade, since my early teens, I've purchased a new pair of Converse Chuck Taylors and then I wear them until I walk through the bottom of them. I felt bad this time, because Nike bought Converse but the autism wants what the autism wants.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I just also want to make friends with people who have also been chased by cops.

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

One of my dogs cracked a toenail and wound up needing to get sedated to get the cracked part removed. I got him right after it was done and it was like dealing with a 75 pound bundle of molasses that just seemed bound and determined to fall over.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

My cat thinks that just as I'm falling asleep is the perfect time to jump on me and bathe herself from tip to tail.

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

You should really legalize marijauana in your state because then you don't have to listen to some guy in a poncho tell you about the many uses of industrial hemp just to get weed.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

The very same people who say that there's only two genders are the ones who have stretched the word "salad" as a description of their food well beyond its logical limits.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Here I am home on a Monday night, slowly eating cheese.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes my cats look at me and I can tell they're thinking, "What the hell?"

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna start calling myself a cryptozoologist because, as far as I can tell, no one can stop me and there's no credentials.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Super Bowl Sunday is the best day ever... to go to Costco.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

I dont want to brag but my country mix on Spotify is mostly lesbians.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

It's my wife's birthday and also the three year anniversary of Dippers Gotcha Day. The rescue said he was a Catahoula Leopard Dog and he's a pibble mix. They said he was 3 months old and he was six months old. They said he was potty trained... he wasn't. I love them both so much.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:

submitted 88 days ago • 1173 comments

To all the bots following me: I wish you a very merry getting trapped in a furry porn loop.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to need one of you #booksky authors to write a book about Amazonian-esque queer, women with a lot of trans women, who go and unalive bad men. Please. I am begging you.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Because of the tism, I was finding it hard to make friends in adulthood. My therapist at the time said, why not just ask if they want to be friends? The first time, I was so nervous I just informed my new friend that we are now friends. It worked, and the technique so far is 100% successful.

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

Remember when you had a little weed for fun and not because the weather changed, your bum knee is acting up, and you'd just like a little sleep?

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

To all my fellow leftist Pratchett needs, remember: T'dr'duzk b'hazg t't!

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I need to become famous so I can go on Celebrity Jeopardy.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Proud to know Matthew Watkins, the attorney who volunteers his time to defend the powerful work of Neighbors Feeding Neighbors. The city of Eugene is trying very hard to shut down NFN, an organization just trying to serve fresh, hot food to people in need with dignity.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

So many evil politicians, billionaires and oligarchs are in their 70’s and 80’s. You just gotta stay alive for another decade so you can watch them all pass away.

submitted 92 days ago • 653 comments

Tattoo day! I'm probably asking the artist too much if I ask if this will make me feel alive again, right?

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

I have autism and I just got the kind where I'm very into manual typewriters and take other people's expressed feelings seriously and not the install a fascist dictator kind.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

The only way out is through, and the only way through is together.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

*sigh* now we have to ask some vegan about egg replacements.

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

I had to give up coffee not too long ago because I have an Embarassing Poop Disease and lemme tell ya... you're gonna hate it.

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment