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AJ, 32 | he/they, bi | NSFW, no minors🔞 Denver-area buffoon into cooking, furries, JRPGs, crosswords, and game shows. Well-behaved buffaloes seldom make wild wings Husband: @rorysmayonnaise.bsky.social
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100%ed Expedition 33. Total time around 82 hours. Not sure how I’ll go back to playing anything else now

I understand Sciel + Maelle synergy now

#starfoxtober2020 #starfox - 'Fancy' Sometimes Star Fox has to play nice and keep up appearances. A fancy gig here and there, rubbing shoulders with big names, maybe a security detail. It's about looking professional. So why Fox brings Falco is anybody's guess...

Describe your game like a bad marketing intern: It's like The Sims, but on roofs, and with cheat codes on. And there are birds, a cat, and plants.

7️⃣ #ff7 #fanart #illustration #finalfantasy #art

The struggle of only being able to sleep in an ice cold pitch black completely silent room with like five blankets on me

SCREAAAAM KING 🎤🦁

Obama means family

The way I’m starstruck bc I reached out to one of my favorite commissioners to collab on a piece and they said they really want to 🥹

monoco & noco

hey if anyone wants to go be my 3,000th Watch on FurAffinity you can go do that right now

WE DESTROYING THE DESSENDRE FAMILY WITH THIS ONE BOYS 📢📢📢📢📢

Please welcome to the stage… Miss Claire Obscure

And this classic. Ahem: Hey boy are you a health insurance ceo? Cuz I'm gonna shoot and leave in a hurry.

My favorite part about Pikmin Bloom is the mushrooms for landmarks that aren’t around anymore. Stuff like the FirstBank Center in Broomfield, and the playground in the park by our apartment that got torn down last year. They’re like snapshots of a past moment in time.

well if the cock fits

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Good grief this Simon fight in Expedition 33

I watch a lot of Last Meals but I’ve never really put thought into what mine would be. I only know the two non-negotiables are a thinly slice porchetta and broccoli rabe sandwich on a seeded hoagie roll and a sugar free Red Bull

I ate all of these over a few days and none of them tasted especially like pickle or even unpleasant. But that tracks because the idea of a sour pickle gummy candy sounds good to me anyway. So maybe I had the pickle ones and I just ignored that they tasted “undesirable”

Atlus please do 19th to 20th century European and continental American literature and authors as your theme for Persona 6. Imagine a Beatty persona that’s the mechanical hound and its evolution is into Montag.

Labels are dumb but I’m incredibly comfortable with calling myself a bisexual faggot

Federal holidays are nice because when otherwise I take PTO, I always feel guilty and stressed bc work continues on around me even when I’m not there and everything falls apart. This way, everybody is offline so there’s less bloat for me to fight through when I get back

I started watching the MHA Vigilantes show and it’s really good and instead of Knuckleduster they should call him Mouthspitter and he should do it to me and call me a gumblethroated F slur

CM

#starfox Always really liked this one! Big shocker, but Cowboy Bebop is a big inspiration for the kind of worn down 90s aesthetic I imagine Lylat having. Bounty hunting and wallowing in memories. This was drawn while listening to Tank! I mean, of course it was. 3, 2, 1. Let's jam.

"I know you hate me, but I’ll warn ya Boy I’ll always love ya So go ahead and blame it on your redneck nature Hey brother hit me with your haymaker" (comm)

Non-binary includes people who are masc-presenting, folks. So don't be so fucking shocked when someone who could pass as a cis man turns up to your "women and non-binary" events. Non-binary doesn't equal woman-lite.

I was sitting at my desk today working from home when from behind me I heard my cat let out a plaintive yowl, the tones of which I’d never heard her make before. I got freaked out and turned around and saw her collapsed on the ground so I leapt to my feet in a panic

Rauru, tears of the kingdom sketch to final

Legitimately I miss the vibes of October 2023/invite only Bsky

finished expedition 33's optional bosses so its time to draw best boi (wip)