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judithism.bsky.social
nyc pansy and bisexual jewfag • they/he 18+
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Look at my little butt

submitted 14 hours ago • 6 comments

How tf am I supposed to make 63 recipes all the time

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Omfg I just put all of my drum stuff—like ten cymbals I’ve been accumulating since high school and my GOOD SNARE DRUM (the most expensive thing I own)—into the back of a Lyft, told the driver I was gonna come around to the other side, and when I closed the door he DROVE AWAY

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

My gen z students said “awesome fit” “love your fit” “sick fit today” so all my troubles have magically disappeared

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Everybody’s been dying to know my opinion on the ideal size for a crash cymbal. They ask me left and right, Judy, what’s the perfect size for a crash cymbal? I’m ready to share with you all that my answer is 19 inches. 19 inches is the ideal size for a crash cymbal.

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submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

No better time to be alive!

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

Peanut butter and jelly on a bagel is a waste of money and calories

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

what do I have to do to never think about a Cuomo ever again

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Why is it like that

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

practkissing

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

This one’s for the straight white men!!!! Give it up for straight white men

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Fucking legend RIP

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

All roads lead to Rome?? The very same one that wasn’t built in a day??

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Gay attorneys, often referred to as “camp counselors”,

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Hi

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Try pressing it

submitted 74 days ago • 5 comments

Good morning to my enemies

submitted 48 days ago • 3 comments

True

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I’m a versatile top in the sense that I like to top in a lot of different ways

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

camel crush…..but not like the cigarette, like the camel I have a crush on

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

New York is famously so good at picking mayors. Never been a problem

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Kathy Hochul announces she will put a corruption pricing camera on Eric Adams 24-7: "We're keeping the cameras on."

submitted 8 days ago • 23 comments

Gooning is just enthusiastic masturbating

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

submitted 15 days ago • 1779 comments

I’m ‘people’

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Gooning is just enthusiastic masturbating

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I’m ‘people’

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

I think people ‘goon’ because they haven’t tried meditating for 30 mins a day

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 9 days ago • 139 comments

Just saw a 30 year old tweet about his quarter life crisis……either homosexuals can’t do math or he knows something I don’t know

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

weird day. goodnight

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I need to speak my truth— chocolate covered strawberries kind of nasty. Never tastes right.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Rarely is the question asked: is our children yearning?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to casually sext someone on Valentine’s Day feels like a loaded endeavor

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Omggg I’ve been watching Hells Kitchen for over a decade and I NEVER thought I’d see the day when a Huge Flaming Fagg*t would win the head chef position at a Gordon Ramsay restaurant🥹🥹🥹🥹I’m so proud

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Hey does anyone know any songs about bodacious cowboys? Asking for a friend

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments