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Writer, singer and volunteer. Support Liverpool but live in Manchester. Never vote Conservative or Reform. My Manchester crime novel, Beside the Wall. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beside-Wall-intriguing-thriller-Manchester/dp/B0DM1DTMD1/ref=sr_1_3
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My friend’s working on the new stairs for the shopping centre. I was going to find out how it’s going but she doesn’t look happy. I’ll ask her later. #lunchpun

Some dogs have gone wild in one of Rome's ancient sites. Where? Collies, see 'um. #LunchPun

I can't decide whether to buy settee number one at £4500 or the second one at £500 more. Couch two 5K? #sphour

Just watched Steven Spielberg's West Side Story again and I've had my cry. Such a wonderful version. I'd love to see it at the cinema again.

Elon Musk has had a lot to say about the grooming gangs scandal. We looked at 24 hours on Musk's X timeline and found a range of false and misleading information being amplified. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

I just received the most wonderful Christmas thank you letter from my great niece, just like the ones we used to send when I was little. This was the best bit: 'I opened all my presents and yours was my 5th favourite present.' I feel honoured to have reached such dizzying heights of success. 😆

Sadiq Khan is Mayor of London He's doing a good job, I say ‘Well done’ And now a knighthood for all of those years Those silly Tories can cry their sad tears

Watching A Hard Day's Night. Singing along to every song. Best band ever. #TheBeatles

We've only got one reporter left at the Parts of a Shoe conference. So let's hear from our sole correspondent. #lunchpun

We've only got one reporter left at the conference on the inner spiritual essence of human beings. So let's hear from our soul correspondent. #lunchpun

So sad I couldn't see this today because of a bout of vertigo. I thought it might not be the best thing to watch when I can't move my head without feeling sick. 😆 It's had excellent reviews. On till 25 Jan, so I'll try again. factoryinternational.org/whats-on/dav...

My book Beside the Wall would be a great Christmas present for all your friends who like crime thrillers set in Manchester. Link in my profile.

We've only got one correspondent reporting from the Flatfish conference on the Pacific Coast of America. So let's hear now from our sole correspondent. #lunchpun

Many thirsty northerners near Manchester are worried about the new Iberian peninsular off licence. They're often heard to ask, 'Do you only stock port?' #lunchpun

We've only got one reporter left in South Korea. So let's hear from our Seoul correspondent. #lunchpun

I was late for my hairdresser and told him I only had ten minutes. He told me, ‘If you end up with only half a haircut, be it on your own head.’ #lunchpun

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist." RT if Mick is right.

I’ve been expecting a letter that was sent days ago. Luckily I remembered to check my junk folder and sure enough, there it was.

I'm only going to see that new Bob Dylan film because of the lovely actor Timothee. Shallow? Me? #LunchPun

We need a new shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. Heaven knows Mel's tried. #LunchPun

There's a reason more women don't join in with this daily play on words. The Suffragettes called it the Emmeline pun curse. #LunchPun

After a shower in the jungle one of the contestants dressed up as a woodwind instrument. Coleen as a whistle. #LunchPun

If there was a Referendum on rejoining the EU and you would vote YES, Like. If we don't need to bother with a Referendum and just rejoin, RP.

I’ve got a new job working with a dating app for insects. This week I’m setting up a cricket match. #lunchpun

A programme from the past. I wasn't there but all those Liverpool players bring back teenage memories.