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NYPD CHIEF: give me some good news, you assholes! DETECTIVE: we got nothin', Chief. this guy's good. he knows all our methods. he could be anywhere JUNIOR DETECTIVE: it's like... he never left at all... [Everyone turns to glance at PRETTY DETECTIVE]

submitted 85 days ago • 9 comments

ok, i’ll bite: what’s Syria?

submitted 85 days ago • 26 comments

submitted 86 days ago • 38 comments

need to buy a choker and fishnet shirt so i can go to the portland sex club

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

(breaks my own glasses in anger) hey man im a self described empath with a flourishing small business. sooooo maybe you should harm urself & jump into a really thick shrub & die (the bartender cuts me off) wait no pleaseee ive only been 21 for four minutes i wanted to see what a 2nd beer tastes like

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

zhorkin on my pernets

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Fish are so stupid. There’s a whole type of animal that lives underwater and gets around by shaking its ass. Get the fuck out of here.

submitted 95 days ago • 26 comments

staying at my parents house sucks because where am i supposed to go to jacque off

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I wouldn’t make a Faustian bargain because I don’t speak German

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

i could never be poly i have literally no game. i simply need to be hornier

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

not to be a conspiracy theorist but i wish More Of You understood the extremely delicate political climate that bluesky is now operating in with the recent fascist ascendancy and right wing media apparatus that seeks to snuff out any threat to their disinformation monopoly which bluesky represents.

submitted 95 days ago • 36 comments

Imagine how wild the Beatles’ music could’ve been if they’d gotten into drugs

submitted 95 days ago • 34 comments

fortnite magic the gathering drives me absolutely insane but if there was arcane mtg cards i would go bankrupt

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

all hail the thanksgiving tube

submitted 95 days ago • 94 comments

thanksgiving is awesome because i get to have 1 (one) drink at 3 pm and then post heyyy haha hornily under a bunch of selfies

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

1 repost = 1 ibuprofen

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Amazons workers across 20 countries, including the United States, are striking against what the organizing labor union calls anti-worker and anti-democratic practices.

submitted 95 days ago • 66 comments

i love hanging and chilling

submitted 98 days ago • 80 comments

new arcane episodes got me on all fours begging god

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

hey siri, can you overdose on manzanilla olives?

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

we did it joe, we won the info wars

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 110 days ago • 50 comments

sometimes when you use a bidet it just gets your whole cheeks wet and sometimes it goes up your hole with laser like precision

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

re-skeeting for attention. gimme

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I’m betting most of you won’t even storm the capitol building on behalf of Joe brandon

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

would love to be uptrodden for once

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

if there is a silver lining in all this, it's that no matter what happens Elon Musk and Donald Trump will inevitably fall out in spectacular fashion

submitted 117 days ago • 52 comments

president Xi it is time

submitted 117 days ago • 9 comments

2020: inject horse piss into a patient and everyone yells at me 2025: inject horse piss into a patient and the FDA sends me a medal

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

posting "Gentle reminder that it's okay to unplug today and take care of yourself. Pass it on." immediately before commencing a 19-hour, 277-post meltdown

submitted 118 days ago • 90 comments

check out my freaky ass pumpkin

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes when i’m out in public i see people with big yellow exclamation marks floating over their heads but whenever i try to get a quest from them they always punch me in the stomach

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

common misconception that its “iron man”. its actually mr. starks iron monster

submitted 134 days ago • 1 comment

i’m going to make a magic ritual poppet doll of you out of babybel cheese wax and throw it on the coals of my firepit dumbass

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

reskeet 🫶 for a swallowback 🗣️

submitted 136 days ago • 5 comments

NYPD CHIEF: give me some good news, you assholes! DETECTIVE: we got nothin', Chief. this guy's good. he knows all our methods. he could be anywhere JUNIOR DETECTIVE: it's like... he never left at all... [Everyone turns to glance at PRETTY DETECTIVE]

ok, i’ll bite: what’s Syria?

need to buy a choker and fishnet shirt so i can go to the portland sex club

(breaks my own glasses in anger) hey man im a self described empath with a flourishing small business. sooooo maybe you should harm urself & jump into a really thick shrub & die (the bartender cuts me off) wait no pleaseee ive only been 21 for four minutes i wanted to see what a 2nd beer tastes like

zhorkin on my pernets

Fish are so stupid. There’s a whole type of animal that lives underwater and gets around by shaking its ass. Get the fuck out of here.

staying at my parents house sucks because where am i supposed to go to jacque off

I wouldn’t make a Faustian bargain because I don’t speak German

i could never be poly i have literally no game. i simply need to be hornier

not to be a conspiracy theorist but i wish More Of You understood the extremely delicate political climate that bluesky is now operating in with the recent fascist ascendancy and right wing media apparatus that seeks to snuff out any threat to their disinformation monopoly which bluesky represents.

Imagine how wild the Beatles’ music could’ve been if they’d gotten into drugs

fortnite magic the gathering drives me absolutely insane but if there was arcane mtg cards i would go bankrupt

all hail the thanksgiving tube

thanksgiving is awesome because i get to have 1 (one) drink at 3 pm and then post heyyy haha hornily under a bunch of selfies

1 repost = 1 ibuprofen

Amazons workers across 20 countries, including the United States, are striking against what the organizing labor union calls anti-worker and anti-democratic practices.

i love hanging and chilling

new arcane episodes got me on all fours begging god

hey siri, can you overdose on manzanilla olives?

we did it joe, we won the info wars

sometimes when you use a bidet it just gets your whole cheeks wet and sometimes it goes up your hole with laser like precision

re-skeeting for attention. gimme

I’m betting most of you won’t even storm the capitol building on behalf of Joe brandon

would love to be uptrodden for once

if there is a silver lining in all this, it's that no matter what happens Elon Musk and Donald Trump will inevitably fall out in spectacular fashion

president Xi it is time

2020: inject horse piss into a patient and everyone yells at me 2025: inject horse piss into a patient and the FDA sends me a medal

posting "Gentle reminder that it's okay to unplug today and take care of yourself. Pass it on." immediately before commencing a 19-hour, 277-post meltdown

check out my freaky ass pumpkin

sometimes when i’m out in public i see people with big yellow exclamation marks floating over their heads but whenever i try to get a quest from them they always punch me in the stomach

common misconception that its “iron man”. its actually mr. starks iron monster

i’m going to make a magic ritual poppet doll of you out of babybel cheese wax and throw it on the coals of my firepit dumbass

reskeet 🫶 for a swallowback 🗣️

if i skeet here if i just skeet here would you skeet with me and just forget the world

time to post this image i made back in 2022 again

hi guys here’s my cat follow for more cat content like and subscribe

the ginkgostink probably so insane