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for witch’s day, i’m going to a spa. they have proper lockers for brooms

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marry yourself and never get divorced again

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i dreamed that i was being chased by someone trying to smash my head with a hammer. my question is wtf does it even mean subconscious?

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my guardian angel is absolutely bored at this point watching me do nothing exciting or dangerous

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I'll never be the kind of excited that people must be when they say 'fri-yay'

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The sun always brings a nice shine

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What a glorious day to be nothing special.

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Status update: 10:19pm MST and I have not been murdered yet. Zooey has been sprayed by a skunk and my eyes are burning. I think I may have accidentally eaten sweet potato. Life’s rich pageant.

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The memories always come knocking, I just don't answer the door.

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Can't tell you the last time a banned book or a pronoun killed a child But I can tell you the last time a gun did

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It's sunny, clear blue skies, and chilly. This is what we in the industry call "brisk" (the industry of wearing nice sweaters)

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it's officially friday 13, only me have a sweet dream, the rest of you will have a nightmare.

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Practicing my Halloween look by applying work make up in the dark before enough coffee

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At this age, I have a lot of fantasies... about naps.

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Establish dominance over your butcher by pounding your own meat. Wait.

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Can’t Reporting all political ads on Facebook as sexually inappropriate

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Spatial orientation doesn't really matter when you're laying in bed

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When my time has come to an end, my last words will involve my hatred for printers.

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Are you getting your minimum daily requirement of nacho corn chips?

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You may be rich but one time I throttled up and rode my cousin’s 50cc mini bike directly into Aunt Mary’s arborvitae bush

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What I wouldn’t give to gently hold your face between two pan lids.

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So you’re telling me this milk came from chocolate? Interesting.

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Fleetwood Mac said “Thunder only happens when it’s raining”—but that’s not true. Іt also happens when my neighbors roll their garbage bin to the curb at 4am.

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for witch’s day, i’m going to a spa. they have proper lockers for brooms

marry yourself and never get divorced again

i dreamed that i was being chased by someone trying to smash my head with a hammer. my question is wtf does it even mean subconscious?

my guardian angel is absolutely bored at this point watching me do nothing exciting or dangerous

I'll never be the kind of excited that people must be when they say 'fri-yay'

The sun always brings a nice shine

What a glorious day to be nothing special.

Status update: 10:19pm MST and I have not been murdered yet. Zooey has been sprayed by a skunk and my eyes are burning. I think I may have accidentally eaten sweet potato. Life’s rich pageant.

The memories always come knocking, I just don't answer the door.

Can't tell you the last time a banned book or a pronoun killed a child But I can tell you the last time a gun did

It's sunny, clear blue skies, and chilly. This is what we in the industry call "brisk" (the industry of wearing nice sweaters)

it's officially friday 13, only me have a sweet dream, the rest of you will have a nightmare.

Practicing my Halloween look by applying work make up in the dark before enough coffee

At this age, I have a lot of fantasies... about naps.

Establish dominance over your butcher by pounding your own meat. Wait.

Can’t Reporting all political ads on Facebook as sexually inappropriate

Spatial orientation doesn't really matter when you're laying in bed

When my time has come to an end, my last words will involve my hatred for printers.

Are you getting your minimum daily requirement of nacho corn chips?

You may be rich but one time I throttled up and rode my cousin’s 50cc mini bike directly into Aunt Mary’s arborvitae bush

What I wouldn’t give to gently hold your face between two pan lids.

So you’re telling me this milk came from chocolate? Interesting.

Fleetwood Mac said “Thunder only happens when it’s raining”—but that’s not true. Іt also happens when my neighbors roll their garbage bin to the curb at 4am.

Eating in the kitchen hits different. Not necessary it has to be on the bed always.

i’m not following you so much as i’m stalking you

maybe this is all destined and fated; maybe this is all bs. you don’t know

this feels like a school reunion

let me add another app to the list and have less time to live

let’s see how long will it take for me to delete this one too